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The Fast Real Lazy Way to Make Easy Legal Jingo IMPORTANT: This is not a rip-off, it is not indecent, it is not illegal, and it is 99% no risk - it really works! If all of the following instructions are adhered to, you will receive extraordinary dividends.PLEASE NOTE: please follow these directions EXACTLY, and $50,000.00 or more can be yours in 20 to 60 days. This program remains successful because of the honesty and integrity of the participants.Please continue its success by carefully adhering to the instructions. You will now become part of the Mail Order business. In this business, your product is not solid and tangible, it's a service. You are in the business of developing Mailing Lists. Many large corporations are happy to pay for quality lists.However, the money made from the Mailing lists is secondary to the income which is made from People like you and me asking to be included in that list. Here are the 3 easy steps to success: STEP 1: Get 4 separate pieces of paper and write your name and address plus the following on each piece of paper "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST." Now get 12 US $1.00 bills and place THREE inside EACH of the 4 pieces of paper so the bills will not be seen through the envelope (to prevent thievery). Next, place one paper in each of the envelopes and seal them. You should now have 4 sealed envelopes, each with a piece of paper stating the above phrase, your name and address, and $3. What you are doing is creating a service. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL! You are requesting a legitimate service and you are paying for it! Like most of us I was a little skeptical and a little worried about the legal aspects of it all. So I checked it out with the U.S. Post Office 1-800-725-2161) and they confirmed that it is indeed legal. Mail the 4 envelopes to the following address #1) Larry Bellinger, RR1 Box 669, Warren Center, PA. 18851 #2) Valorie Corbin, 3146 Sir Hamilton Circle, Titusville, FL. 32780 #3) Norma Jean Harris, P.O. Box 1033, Perry, FL. 32348 #4) Andrew, 2706 21st Ave. N., Texas city , Tx 77590 STEP 2: Now take the #1 name off the list that you see above, move The other names up (4 becomes 3, 3 becomes 2, etc.) and Add YOUR Name as number 4 on the list. STEP 3: Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as close to original as possible. Now, post your amended article to at least 200 newsgroups. (I think there are close to 24,000 groups) All you need is 200, but remember, the more you post, the more money YOU make! You won't get very much unless you post like crazy. This is perfectly legal!If you have any doubts, refer to Title 18 Sec. 1302 & 1341 of the Postal lottery laws. Keep a copy of these steps for yourself and, whenever you need money, you can use it again, and again. PLEASE REMEMBER that this program remains successful because of the honesty and integrity of the participants and by their carefully adhering to the directions. Look at it this way. If you are of integrity, the program will continue and the money that so many others have received will come your way. NOTE: You may want to retain every name and address sent to you, either on a computer or hard copy and keep the notes people send you. This VERIFIES that you are truly providing a service. (Also, it might be a good idea to wrap the $3 in dark paper to reduce the risk of mail theft.) So, as each post is downloaded and the directions carefully followed, 4 members will be reimbursed for their participation as a List Developer with one dollar each. Your name will move up the list geometrically so that when your name reaches the #1 position you will be receiving thousands of dollars in CASH!!! What an opportunity for only $12.00 ($3.00 for each of the first four people listed above) Send it now, add your own name to the list and you're in business! Trust me this works Išve been getting three dollars in the mail ever since I did this four years ago.
-- andrew p. (firstname.lastname@example.org), July 17, 2001