Todays clean joke

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Well, since the twelve of you that use this forum haven,t posted since the 7th with anything new here goes:

We all know why the chicken crossed the road, but did you know that the chicken then crossed the playground and why? That would be to get to the other slide....

-- mitch hearn (moopups1@aol.com), July 17, 2001

Answers

BRAVO!!

-- helen cheers wildly (clap@them.hooves.mikey), July 17, 2001.

yes!

-- gene (ekbaker@essex1.com), July 17, 2001.

Todays second clean joke is "Why do sea gulles fly over the sea?" The answer is: if they flew over the bay they would baygulls!! (begals).

-- mitch hearn (moopups1@aol.com), July 17, 2001.

I lox the punch line of that last joke.....

Can you look for it?

-- Robert A. Cook, PE (Marietta, GA) (cook.r@csaatl.com), July 18, 2001.


Mitch, you really ARE a Southerner aren't you? I'm up here in Yankee land and they serve BAGELS every morning. You should try one with cream cheese. It might help your spelling. ;-)

-- Gayla (privacy@please.com), July 19, 2001.


Gayla, I am 7th generation native Floridian, my people have been here since 1838. Around here a normal breakfast is biscuits and gravy or grits with a slab of poussom, now if we were going to eat some of those baygulls we have to do it in turns, so we could pass around the store bought teeth.

-- mitch hearn (moopups1@aol.com), July 19, 2001.

bay gull, bay gull, in the sky

dropped some whitewash in my eye

I'm a big girl, I won't cry

I'm just glad BEAGLES don't fly!

-- helen (baygull@bagel.beagle.boggle), July 19, 2001.


There was a song about that:

"Bay gulls don't cry......they just say aye-aye...."

-- Robert A. Cook, PE (Marietta, GA) (cook.r@csaatl.com), July 19, 2001.


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