Funny morning

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This is how my morning started.. 5:30 am rise and shine, get some old cloths on and HB and I are gettting ready to butcher chickens. Oh no theres my jugs of water that I didn't put in the freezer, so back to the bedroom change into the cargo shorts and run to the conveniece store for ice. Three men sitting at a table having coffee, I start looking for my money standing in front of the counter and couldn't find my pockets and I'm feeling around my body looking for my pocket and heard one of the men give out a snort and turn around and one was in tears laughing so had at me trying to find my pockets on backward pants. I bet there still laughing . I am sherry

-- sherry (chickadee259@yahoo.com), July 14, 2001

Answers

Thanks for the chuckle, sherry, we all needed that;) Glad to know I'm not the only one who's ever put clothes on backwards(or inside out) heehee Hope you get all those chickens done:)

-- athome (athome@heart.com), July 14, 2001.

It kinda sounds like a morning I had except {here goes}. We had the bull chained to the tractor because the butcher was coming for him in the am .It was about 5:00 and the puppy was barking .It was a very hot night so i slept with little on .I felt around and found one of my many long tshirts and headed down stairs .As I opened the door to walk out I was startled by a man in uniform ! Ow sh-- whats wrong .Well mam your bull is loose ! {By now I had reconized him as a neighbor from up the road who I have never met }Thank you I said trying to hide with noplace to hide.Well I went and got hubby and he started laughing my only piece of clothing was on not only backwards but inside out ! Guess I scarred the neighbor good he hasn't returned .

-- Patty {NY State} (fodfarms@slic.com), July 14, 2001.

Hey Sherry, I done the same thing not to long ago. I was mowing at our family cemetary when my pastor come by to see how I was doing. We talked for about 30-40 minutes. After he left I went to reach into my pocket for something when all of a sudden I realized that I was wearing my shorts on backwards. Then I started wondering if my pastor noticed it and just didn't say anything.

-- Russell Hays (rhays@sstelco.com), July 14, 2001.

Another funny story. My husband is an elder at our church and he and the pastor went to visit a new family. They should have called but thought they would just take the chance of them being home. They rang the door bell and the wife yells (in kind of an odd tone of voice).."it's open!!"....they rang again...she says "so come on in already"! There she stood in the nude with a rose in her teeth! She was expecting her husband!! Hubby and pastor never go a callin' unannounced any more!!

-- Karen (db0421@yahoo.com), July 14, 2001.

Now, I got this one out of Reader's Digest MANY years ago, but I've never forgotten it. It was one of the true stories columns, maybe, Life in USA or whatever it's called. The story (told in first person, as I read it, but it didn't happen to ME!):

I was in the basement, putting another load of laundry in the machine, when I decided my house dress needed washing too. So I took it off and threw it in the machine. My hair was in curlers, because we were going out later that day. I noticed the water pipes were dripping condensation onto my head, so I put my son's football helmet on to protect my almost-dry hair. As I came around the corner, planning to head upstairs for a different dress, I encountered the (some repair man) who I had forgotten was there. As he averted his eyes and brushed past me to go up the stairs, he said quietly, "I hope your team wins, Ma'am."

-- Joy F [in So. Wisconsin] (CatFlunky@excite.com), July 14, 2001.



Here is on, took my puppy out in the front to go potty at about 5am one morning,I was in a shorty nighty so I just watched her from the door and suddenly this guy went jogging by with his dog and off annie went chasing them.cuaght up to them half a block away when he stoped and held her. Taught to ALWAYS wear a bath robe when taking the dogs into the front.

-- kathy h (ckhart55@earthlink.net), July 15, 2001.

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