Mickey and Minnie Mouse are seeing a marriage counselor.

Counselor: "I'll try to summarize, Mr. Mouse. You feel that lately, Minnie has been acting in an erratic and unpredictable manner."

Mickey: "I didn't say that. I said she's been fucking Goofy."

-- Anonymous, July 14, 2001

Answers

-- Anonymous, July 14, 2001

I realize that the reaction to my joke will be "More! More!"

However, there will be no more for awhile. I will be off the Internet because I am moving.

-- Anonymous, July 14, 2001

MORE MORE MORE...you'll be back, right?

-- Anonymous, July 14, 2001

Guess I shouldn't post my revised version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, huh?

-- Anonymous, July 14, 2001

You know you want to, Carl. :)

-- Anonymous, July 15, 2001

[pushing on closet door to keep Old Git, inside and wrapped with duct tape, from getting out]

Old Git said it would be fine, you go ahead.

-- Anonymous, July 15, 2001