I Like This One :-)

Two delicate flowers of Southern womanhood, one from Georgia, the other from Alabama, were conversing on the porch swing of a large white pillared mansion.

The Georgia peach said, "When my first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me."

The lady from Alabama commented. "Well, isn't that nice??"

The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me that fine Cadillac you see parked in the drive."

Again, the belle from Alabama commented, "Well, isn't that nice??"

The first woman boasted, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet."

Yet again, the second of the ladies commented, Well, isn't that nice??"

The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?" "My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Alabama belle.

"Charm school, the first woman cried, "Land sakes," child, what on Earth for?""

The Alabamian responded, "So that instead of saying "Who gives a shit?" I learned to say, "Well, isn't that nice?"

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2001

Answers

ROTFLMAO!!!!!! good one, Beckie...High fiver!

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2001

ROTFLMAO

Good one!

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2001

When I got this one, all I could think of is that I needed this charm school :)

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2001

Oh. You mean I shouldn't be saying, "Who gives a flying, ahem, expletive deleted." Well, isn't that nice?

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2001

Hahahaha.... where can I sign my daughter up?

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2001