Kirk's mind raced as he quickly assessed his situation: the shields were down, the warp drive and impulse engines were dead, life support was failing fast, and the Enterprise was plummeting out of control toward the surface of Epsilon VI and, as Scotty and Spock searched frantically through the manuals trying to find a way to save them all, Kirk vowed, as he stared at the solid blue image filling the main view screen, that never again would he allow a Microsoft operating system to control his ship.

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2001

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Except Epsilon VI is not a blue planet, too far from the star.

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2001

This joke gives new meaning to the phrase "blue screen of death."

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2001

teehee

-- Anonymous, July 13, 2001