from the Beeb:

Aston Villa have signed former Manchester United goalkeeper Peter Schmeichel. The Dane has agreed a one-year deal at Villa Park, with an option to extend it by another year.

-- Anonymous, July 12, 2001

Answers

Ageing Aston player

-- Anonymous, July 12, 2001

Cue the death threats and hate mail.:-)

-- Anonymous, July 12, 2001

Steady on Pit Bill, toon expat was only telling the news!

Don't kill the messanger.

-- Anonymous, July 12, 2001