Fuck me,have you lot no sense of humour? Or are you all politically correct social workers? Tell you this though ,some people on this board are not your typical newcastle fan.I think that these have just found "soccer" and do not understand it's true roots and values. I mean fuck me,getting called ageist 'cos i lightly ridicule Bobby robson. Are all your fans simianist then 'cos you call Peter Reid monkey heed?Get a fucking life you pc arseholes. Let the majority (the non social workers) think for them selves. It is blindingley obvious that you do not have a sense of humour and that is not just 'cos you do not share mine. The pc brigade,always ready to label someone to make themselves feel superior. By the way a message for all the people who did not accuse me of ageism,do not think of this as a safc/nufc thing. This is a rant at some of this board who label people and try to control your views and thoughts. These twats are the people who stir up hatred by creating a fuss from nowt. Look at bradford etc now. That is all caused 'cos do good organisations like the racial equality lot put differences in the spotlight and create divisions .Let people think for themselves and the good will out. Remember these are the people who brought us 'the chalkboard' and got rid of the gollywog from the jam bottles. None of this caused any problems yet your fucking do-gooders created something from nowt to suit their own dubious needs.I am going round in circles now,i don't expect much support.Indeed i now suspect i will somehow be labeled racist .Still if it makes the pc lot feel better then what does the truth matter.

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001

Answers

more tea?

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001

I really don't envy you for the mess your heads in SK. You're not ageist or racist, just screwed up.

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001

Are you accusing me off being anti non screwed up head (ist,ism,whatever)?

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001

superkev,
What thread are referring to in your initial post?

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001

another commercial for not using drugs...and this is your brain on drugs!!!!

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001

I've always generally ignored your various rants and raves superkev as the work of an immature young man desperately trying to get some attention. But all this talk of people trying to 'control' your thoughts, all a touch disturbing. Maybes you should visit your GP.

Stevo MSW, Dip.SW

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001

Of course, you could just have responded on the same thread where you feel your thoughts are being controlled (don't listen to the voices) but that would deny you the chance to start yet another "look at me everybody" thread, wouldn't it? The sole issue with your alleged sense of humour is that it is devoid of that smile which makes something humourous. A poisonous rant against Bobby Robson based entirely on his age following an equally assinine posting about how we are all liars because we never had 15,000 at Barcelona is a completely negative and unwelcome contribution to this forum. That 15k monologue is particularly unhinged: you set up an imaginary and indefensible argument on our behalf and then hardly surprisingly destroy this feeble point of view. You have to be worried about this kind of behaviour. Who said anything, ever about there being 15k NUFC fans at the Nou Camp? Do you always act out arguments with imaginary people? Do you always imagine yourself winning these arguments? Do you do it in front of the mirror and possibly feel the need to dress up whilst you do this? Do you sometimes catch yourself speaking out loud when conducting these flights of fancy? Is there anybody else in your house to overhear this, would it be embarrassing for you? Gosh what a sad and lonely little man you really are.

Not very pc mocking the mentally disturbed you know; I'll never get to wear a Heart of Gold now. Weirdo.

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001

"....... aah, the bells!"

;-{(

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001

For whom the bells toll? Ahhhhh....the visuals obtained from that one, I can just imagine him with a makem shirt and a toon shirt arguing with himself in the mirror a la Norman bates.

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001

LOL, Syme. Have you seen that commercial (on US tv) where the cereal argues with itself? Can't remember the brand. It's that wheat one where one side is plain and the other side coated in sugar. They argue about which one will be able to hitch a ride and wind up beating on each other(itself) by the end. Supakev reminds a bit of that. Only not as clever. Or as funny.

And yes, kev, I think for myself. I think your posts make you sound like an idiot. Grow up.

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001

He's a fully paid up Barry George this one. Grows up in Gateshead, suffers some terrible and unidentified trauma as a child (best not even go there) and becomes desperate to get noticed. He reckons everyone at school was a mag and yet he chose to be a mackem - something he feels should be applauded as a sign of individuality rather than pitied as a pathetic attention-seeking device. He carries on living in a 90%+ Mag area and yet carries on trying to be different. Notice how he doesn't move to Sunderland to be with "his people", of no, that wouldn't work at all being the same as everyone else, this fruitcake wants, no needs, to be different and stand out.

We look at his "social life". This consists of posting feeble rants on a mag website. Eh? The pubs are open, feel free to spend the time with your mates.....oh dear. This obsessed little man wouldn't be at home on a mackem site. He'd be just another mackem and not pointed out as being different from the herd, even if he banged on endlessly about living in mag territory. Would that buy him any kudos? Of course not, he'd just be seen as a bit of a weirdo, and probably already has, hence his less than welcome stalking activities on here. Obviously he can't admit how desperately he needs our attention so he cannot open a posting without telling us that this is the Vicars' Tea Party and that we are all indescribably boring. He's not here because he has nowhere else to go of course, it's because he's just here to challenge our protected and precious little points of view. Hmmmmmmm, living in denial you twisted little parasite, you are gagging for acceptance tinged with recognition of your uniqueness. "Look at me everybody, I'm a mackem living in a mag area and I post on mag websites and they all really look up to me but I hate them really." Whacko fantasists anonymous awaits your call.

He's so desperate to stand out that he dispenses with all grammatical conventions or use of upper case letters, probably hoping that it shows him as being a bit edgy and a free thinker yet sadly pulling off something more like a convincing display of illiteracy. He continues kidding himself that he is upsetting the sensibilities of the VTP by the use of gratuitous industrial language: he imagines that he's dealing with people shocked by such language rather than a group of people who agreed to try to moderate their language on behalf of the half dozen posters whose kids read this forum. Basically this is the kind of social inadequate who is so wrapped up in his own aura that he'll walk into a quiet local and ask them to turn up the jukebox as it's "a bit quiet", utterly unable to grasp that this is precisely the atmosphere which the quiet local is trying to maintain.

My heartfelt and honest advice is: wash your clothes, have a shave, go to a pub and actually try to talk to someone other than a member of barstaff. You don't have to spend your life eavesdropping on conversations, desperate to join in but only gaining enough courage to do so when you've drunk too much and just end up frightening people. Until then you are just another whack-job.

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001

Soft one, two super retorts mate, I'm afraid they'll be wasted on the inadequate one :-(

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001

Softie explains it all for us. Excellent. :-)

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001

Well, boys and girls, or should that be men and women, or perhaps just people, I for one am surely a "SuperKevist" cos I cannot stand the bugger, every once in a blue moon he (or who ever has access to his computer)appears almost sensible. However, this entity with the Superkev handle, keeps swearing and ranting and going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on. blah blah blah blah blah ...anyway, nothing against age, race, gender, sexual pref etc etc etc, but this little prick..I am dead against. Perhaps when he grows up he might be a canny lad. Perhaps he already is, but he has to grow up and get a grip. PC or not PC, I hope he just gets lost. I really do.

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001

But if he is not a PC how does he get on here?

Even laptops are classified as PC arent they?

-- Anonymous, July 11, 2001

which day centre is it you are attending in Gateshead Kev?

-- Anonymous, July 11, 2001

Shame. After a bad start, Kev got his act together. Now he's turned back into a class A w@nker. Could those in charge perhaps set Kevs messages to a different colour. That way I don't have to scroll to the bottom before ignoring them. Perhaps setting the font to white would be nice.

-- Anonymous, July 11, 2001

You`re in fine form Softie! Your postings sum our friend up wonderfully. Personally I`ve given up on him. Like several people on here I have tried to be encouraging and welcoming. I even tried to give him a snippet of inside information on his chosen team, which in his paranoia he rejected as some kind of wicked trap - like I`d bother!

Sorry Superkev....you`re off my Christmas card list! (:o)

-- Anonymous, July 11, 2001

I still think he seems ok....I can't see why you're all having these rather personal goes at him just cos he's pissed off with some of the responses he's getting....yes his rant is a little strange but that's no need to get so personal! I hope one day he meets up with a few of you....

-- Anonymous, July 11, 2001

There is another way to look at SK's modus. I reckon he must be one of those who say something controversial then disappear to the sidelines and let those who bite get on with it.

He's probably sitting back as we post gloating that we've bitten again

I see him posting on here as similar to the makems who go in my local when we're on Sky in the hope they'll see us beaten.

I'd say, in future, just be more selective in the SK postings to which we respond.

Looking on the positive side, though, he could just be p1ssed each time he posts, and he's probably quite a nice chap when he's not in his cups, (not wanting to be patronising, you understand.) :-))

-- Anonymous, July 11, 2001

I suppose it's not so much that I dislike him. I don't know him. However, I do know that his posts are dull, repetitive and immature. Once he enters a thread, he alters the whole purpose of the conversation and it all turn to sh1t.

-- Anonymous, July 11, 2001

He once said he was going to reveal his "true identity" some day. I can reveal it for you. If you go back and re-read this posting with the voice of Harry Enfield's KEVIN THE TEENAGER, it all makes absolute sense. And it is very very funny. Superkev = kev the teenager. Perfect!

-- Anonymous, July 11, 2001

Yes, SK, you're a definite thread stopper.

I'm probably one of the world's worst with the effing and blinding, on occasion, but I try to tailor the use to the precedent set by those with whom I'm talking, on the grounds that something about which I don't have hangups, could be very offensive to somebody else.

Your gratuitous use of expletives, having no regard for how they might be received by those who read your posts, I can well understand could offend some of us, and make us disregard any worthwhile points the postings might contain.

You've been posting on here long enough now to get the picture. There's a consensus for the behaviour we hope (and expect) will be the norm, but obviously, there's no way we can make you post within that concensus, so it shouldn't surprise you that we've lost patience.

For me, it isn't particulary the content that gets up my nose - free country, entitled to an opinion and all that crap - it's the way it's presented. I'd have to be the last to get up tight about ageist cracks because they're part and parcel of my everyday life, and I'd need therapy if I saw it in any other light than as a bit of a p1sstake. As long as I can give as good as I get, that's ok.

As for having no sense of humour, I don't need even to comment on that, other than to say it shouldn't surprise you when supposed humourous cracks at the expense of someone held in quite high regard by the majority of those 'listening', have the opposite effect to what might have been intended. In this case, the butt of the humour is in no position to reply, even if he might feel the need, which I doubt.

We're the wrong audience. Just as the RTG board would be the wrong audience for making 'monkey heed' cracks, other than to be deliberately malicious, although we don't hesitate on here. Why should we ? If you like, this is our space, and you're quite welcome as long as you go along with the etiquette.

You can't be so naive as to expect us to run it like another makem board. If one of us used your approach on the RTG board, it wouldn't be long before the handle being used would be excluded, and I'd grant possibly even justifiably. This has happened, although not to me.

If this makes you think we're a bunch of pathetic old tarts, tough t1tty, cos as far as I'm concerned it's your problem. When the threads you start end up with just your postings, I hope you'll get the message. By all means keep posting, but don't be surprised when you get no responses if the format stays the same.

Sermon over.

-- Anonymous, July 11, 2001

I wish SuperKev would just Piss Off.

I used to be the illiterate, attension seeking village idiot on here.

Now that he's arrived , no one hates me anymore and I've had to take on a new mantle as responsible P C poster.

-- Anonymous, July 11, 2001

You pick that dummy up immediately, young man. :-))

-- Anonymous, July 11, 2001

Superkev is a top chap.

-- Anonymous, July 11, 2001

He's his own worst enemy, then.

-- Anonymous, July 11, 2001