Just curious, not that anyone listened to me anyway...

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001

Answers

You're not off it. Why would you think you were? We would NEVER vote to take you off the list, Carl. Gawd knows what you would do to the forum if we did! :)

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001

Carl, she's ignoring all of us. I haven't had any love letters in weeks!

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001

As my father still says, "If you don't have anything to say, don't say it!"

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001

There's a list?

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001

Yep, I list a little bit to the left, especially after consuming alcohol.

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001

Figured I was off it since I hadn't gotten any mail from here in a long time....

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001

Carl, we already know that you are a little off.

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001

A little?

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001

"Figured I was off it since I hadn't gotten any mail from here in a long time..."

OK, anyone with any extra spammail, you know where to send it!

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001

Also, you know the "type" of spammail that Carl favors, right?

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001

Really, just forward that unwanted porn over to me so I don't feel left out.... :(

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001

Which address was it I should send the tentacle porn to?

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001

Maybe you could post that...

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001

Tentacle porn??? I have visions of a Pentecostal tent revival gone horribly wrong.

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001

Just as I submitted that post, the scanner said, "Alarm at the Missionary Baptist Church." Boggles the mind, doesn't it?

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001

Wonder what them Baptists are up to. Keep us posted.

LOL

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001

Well Old Git, I appreciate your forwarding all those links, however, since I let my son get on the net while I ran to the store, when I got back, I peeked over his shoulder and saw the e-mail icon and asked him to open up my mail box in case it was work related....

Took some explaining....

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001

You should probably look up "tentacle porn" for yourself, and follow whichever leads look promising. I just did, and finally found the Pokemon erotica that one of the other soccer moms had told me about last year. Pi-ka-chuuuuuuuuu!

The tentacle porn seems to come mostly from the modern Japanese anime' cartoons, though I know of at least one 19th century Japanese print of a woman and an octopus that would fit the genre.

I have one collaborative SF erotica piece I did online with someone a few years ago that has a horny alien with interesting tentacles, and a clueless housewife. One of these days I have to turn it into a publishable form. It was great fun, we did it paragraph by paragraph with absolutely no knowledge of what the other person would do with the story when it was their turn. Since it was for a public forum that had to be PG-13, we had to be very delicate in our phrasing to pass muster. Maybe some day you'll get to see it in your local bookstore. You will never think of chocolate pudding the same way ever again.

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001

I thought butterscotch was better. . .

Carl--you did ask me to forward them. Good thing I nuked a lot of them, the worst ones.

Did you explain to your son the admonition about "Be careful what you wish for". . .?

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001

But you don't see butterscotch on buffet tables as often, and thus aren't as often led to dreamy reverie at a Sizzler while absentmindedly yet voluptuously experiencing the sensual push and pull of the spoon through the pudding. Given that the children are off getting blue jello and tyrannosaurus-shaped chickenoid pieces from the kiddie section, one must put oneself in the path of as many gratifying sensual experiences as prevailing notions of public decency can accept, if for no other reason than for a sense of keeping the universe in balance.

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001

Well, that's true. And as I recall, the dessert of choice in New Orleans was chocolate mousse, which is of course the upper-class cousin of chocolate pudding. Here in Durham, I fear the dessert of choice is banana pudding. With Cool Whip, I believe, and possibly a maraschino cherry if one is adventurous.

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001

I just told him I'd teased these old pervs and dared them to send me those porno links, and like the old pervs they were, they did...

Well, gotta go burnish off the dad halo, after I check out the links :)

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001