No sooner do I chill out and stop having nightmares involving the sale of Aaron to Fulham than I learn that he is wanted by Coventry. If the purchase of Craig Bellamy turns out to be at the expense of Aaron, I will do my nut in.

-- Anonymous, July 09, 2001

Answers

Bollix.

-- Anonymous, July 09, 2001

Sit down now, Dougal, before you hurt yourself. If you continue on like this, you will need professional help.

-- Anonymous, July 09, 2001

Yes you've only just recovered from your fury at the imminent sale of Shearer because we've bought Big Dunc.

-- Anonymous, July 09, 2001

There's an idea Johnno

-- Anonymous, July 09, 2001