I've noticed that whenever I think the Toon will win something they invariably fail.

I also notice that whenever I think the Toon will lose a similar outcome normally ensues.

I deduce therefore that I am a complete irrelevance. Is this fair? :-)

-- Anonymous, July 09, 2001

Answers

It's not fair, but it is accurate. ;-)

-- Anonymous, July 09, 2001

Jonno - TIWY!!!!

-- Anonymous, July 09, 2001

Woyaye man!

-- Anonymous, July 09, 2001

Let's put it this way marra - if you are irrelevent then so are about 49,999 others!
You are the kind of supporter most clubs would die for - don't change. There are already more than enough pessimists.

-- Anonymous, July 09, 2001

I disagree. I think we need more whingers next season. I'd settle for a dozen carpers, 20 moaners, enough sighers to keep the noise up and possibly another couple of red-faced-ranters to start it off.

-- Anonymous, July 09, 2001

Hee hee!

I think the Leazes end is already well catered for Softie. Keep up the good work! :-)

-- Anonymous, July 09, 2001

irrelevant? naw...

irreverent....perhaps

;-%%%%%%

-- Anonymous, July 09, 2001

as long as we don't turn into a bunch of crisp eaters.....whinge all you like

-- Anonymous, July 09, 2001

We might even have a new song:

FOUR MOANING LADS

THREE FRENCH WHINES

TWO PESSIMISTS

AND A WHINGER IN THE LEAZES.

-- Anonymous, July 09, 2001

And all this cos we haven't yet got the right guy(s) around whom to build all these fantasies that are going to feed our footy egos for the next 9 or so months.

First acceptible biggish name in and just watch the tone brighten up. The sooner the better if you ask me. I mean there has to be something sadly lacking when we're reduced to soapboxing a topic like capital punishment for days on end - me being one of the main offenders, probably. :-)

-- Anonymous, July 09, 2001

.....aye, you should be put down you for it! Humanely mind - lethal injection of Broon Ale.

-- Anonymous, July 09, 2001

Namby-pamby bliddy liberals. I think he should be force fed Old Peculier.

-- Anonymous, July 09, 2001

Too late, Jonno - he's already been at that brand! Can't you tell?
;-{))

-- Anonymous, July 09, 2001

Slag uz off behind me back, why don't yuz ?

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001

i got my belly on Old P Jonno, thing is they changed the recipe to maximise costs and ever since its been less than acceptable.

drink Mordue's 'Number 9' Geordie Pride...for good looks from your local Bodega pub on Westgate or other Northern hosteleries

-- Anonymous, July 10, 2001