Laurent Robert, on his way for £9.3 million from P>S>G>. AND ZENDEN is due at Newcastle to hol;d talks. This is why the less exciting signings of Elliot and Bellamy have been put on hold.

-- Anonymous, July 06, 2001

Answers

Anyone know anything about Brett Emerton?

-- Anonymous, July 06, 2001

His brother Roy won Wimbledon after Laver:-) When are we signing David Mendes?

-- Anonymous, July 06, 2001

That`s the one that I want !! ooh a ooh ooh. jeez Buff your getting worse than Jonno and pit Bull, tip learned on vacation, if one is needing a wholesome bar lunch at a cheap price , stalk a pensioner, time consuming and sometimes you wind up with a high tea, but value

-- Anonymous, July 06, 2001

Whom is it you want, Buff?

Roy, Wimbledon, Laver or that other gadgy?

-- Anonymous, July 06, 2001

played inthe N.S.L (aussie leagure) for sydney olympic since about the age of 18 till joined feyanord (sp) when he was bout 20 - 21 scored against scotland in aussie victory and 3 timesi n hte w.c quals against the kiwi's. pacey, young i feel delivary isn't consistand enuff and needs more hieght on this crosses. i've never thort he could cut it in hte epl but who am i to judge i thort gullit was a good choice of manager @ the start :P

-- Anonymous, July 06, 2001

Not a bad effort pSy, what is your first language?

-- Anonymous, July 06, 2001

StrK or

-- Anonymous, July 06, 2001

I heard a rumour that Gail Porter was getting a transfer because she had heard that a tatoo was going to be painful!

-- Anonymous, July 06, 2001

Brett Emerton ex-pat, strength of one game -v- Scotland

-- Anonymous, July 06, 2001

Shepherd gets himself about for a fat bloke, he's off to gay Paris to sign Laurent Robert; does he know he's French?

-- Anonymous, July 06, 2001

"..... here we go again, mmh mmh mmh!"
(Hermans Hermits? Or was it the Hollies?)

-- Anonymous, July 06, 2001

Here I go again was The Hollies. Mmmm mmm mmmm mmm mmmm mmm was Wayne Fontana and the Mindbenders. (My Grandma told me about them).

-- Anonymous, July 06, 2001

I thought 'mmmm mmm mmm mmm' was the Crash Test Dummies? ;-)

-- Anonymous, July 06, 2001

I thought it was a dodgy keyboard.

-- Anonymous, July 06, 2001

gus: i do attempt to speak english (no hang on its the ashes) speak AUSTRALIAN :) but due to lack of typing skills this sometimes doesn't come across :)

-- Anonymous, July 07, 2001

pSy, there are certain websites (I believe) that help you come across your keyboard.

-- Anonymous, July 07, 2001

Seems that Manure are talking to Di CannyLad! He isn't out of contract, so presumably WHU have given him permission to take part in transfer talks.

-- Anonymous, July 08, 2001

ManUre and The Canny Lad? Surely not. I'd have him at NUFC tho. How much???

-- Anonymous, July 08, 2001

Didn't say how much WHU want for PDC - but I certainly wouldn't say no to him.
BTW, Matt Elliott is rumoured to be interesting Celtic at £2mm. He'd be worth a serious punt for that sort of money - not exactly Franz Beckenbauer, but just what we need imo. A big nasty bugger - nearest I've seen to Big John McNamee for a long time.!

-- Anonymous, July 08, 2001

Couldn't pick up the twang there pSy.

Welcome aboard, Any more efforts like your first posting and you will knock Rik off the top of the spooling mistooks list.

-- Anonymous, July 08, 2001