Is there a topic for this already? Any forum that plays host to the likes of scab picking Lisa H. must have one already dedicated to the subject. no, stories about your tampons are not that gross but this sure is...

know how when your girl's Aunt Martha is visiting but you wanna do it so bad you think you could use your thing as a drill bit? Have you ever goten her to go along with doing it, but in the shower where it'll be less messy and then while you're doing it, some nasty brownish red clump of something falls with a plop from her nest of love into the shallow puddle of water at your feet?

What about when you're doing it late at night right around that time of the month, then you fall asleep for a bit, then get up to go take a whiz and in a foggy haze stare down at your bloodied member in horror until you remember that the caked globulets of dried blood don't actually belong to you. Whew.

-- Anonymous, July 05, 2001

Answers

Rudeboy, darling, get over it.

-- Anonymous, July 06, 2001

Um, nita, you lil' crab, make me. You weren't supposed to post here anyway. Didn't you read the handbook? crab.

-- Anonymous, July 06, 2001

What did Dracula say to the medieval entertainer?

I vant to drink your minstrel blood.

------- Sorry that's all I got.

-- Anonymous, July 06, 2001

that was a good one cg. Speaking of jokes in along that same line - here is one of the funniest I think I've ever heard - I swear to god, if this doesn't make you laugh out loud ('LOL' for you young internet savvy folks), you don't have a larynx.

Two sausages were frying in the pan. The first sausage says, "Man. Sure is getting hot in here." The second sausage replies, "Oh my god! A talking sausage!"

-- Anonymous, July 06, 2001