Emiles brother,Mbo, is for sale. A less good version of his brother.

On the other hand Spains Chris Waddle is up for sale, Turo Flores. Socks by ankles, more skills than Ginola (30 mind) a hard shot. A number 11 left footer, he would wow the crowd. AND he won La Liga last year playing some class footy. His problem is (similar to DiCanio) he has no time for modern day players attitudes, he's a bit of a rebel - the type of player who would be the antithesis of Vieira. I'm on the phone now to Bobby. Double deal with Helder? btw what is the clubs tel number? i'm serious here

-- Anonymous, July 05, 2001

Answers

answer phone?

-- Anonymous, July 05, 2001

0191 261 1571

-- Anonymous, July 05, 2001

cheers Bill, why do i feel a Chronny stoty coming on?

"Title winning star winger signed from recommendation from BBS'er"

-- Anonymous, July 05, 2001

Stottie power works in mysterious ways...

Mbo Mpenza?...Mnochance

-- Anonymous, July 05, 2001

Swift, that's the box office. The switchboard is 0191 201 8400. Bobby's car was outside SJP at 8.45 this morning, you might just catch him!

-- Anonymous, July 05, 2001

yeah right....

-- Anonymous, July 05, 2001

"Hello, Mr Robson?"
"Yes"
"You don't know me, but I know a great player you should sign -"
Clunk..."bzzzzzzzzz"

-- Anonymous, July 05, 2001

i'm off to call him now, any more of that sparxxasm mate and... :-)

-- Anonymous, July 05, 2001

bobby will know him too, i'm going to be in the guise of an agent

i'll call peytar too.

how peyatar ive got a lad who plays for young grasshoppers of botswana who can kick straight, yours for 17 million

-- Anonymous, July 05, 2001

Reyd - "throw in two dozen crates of Fyfe's finest and it's a deal"

-- Anonymous, July 05, 2001

DOUBTING BASTARD THOMAS!

getting a call tonight,...any points you beauts wanna make if i get past the hat coat door stage?

-- Anonymous, July 05, 2001

Aye but you haven't said what you were ringing about!!?? :))

Did you ring up and say you'd like to donate 10 million free of charge to the club to get the callback promise?

-- Anonymous, July 05, 2001

What time does the night watchy come on ? :-)

-- Anonymous, July 05, 2001

its now my lifes work to see Turo Flores in B and W, i'll persuade him, i'll say he used to play at Carlisle :-)

-- Anonymous, July 05, 2001

funny this, but a mate was living in austria a few years ago and saw Alex Manninger playing and wrote a letter to the then manager recommending him as a decent, young up-and-coming goalkeeper. He received a lovely letter saying they were aware of the player and thanks but no. The manager? TSM....

-- Anonymous, July 05, 2001

soz min, tsm? gullit?

-- Anonymous, July 05, 2001

I think that's the ticket office number you've been given there so you might find this lad has retired by the time you get through. :-)

-- Anonymous, July 05, 2001

TSM - The Scottish Manager

;)) or ;£%%%%%%% in my case...

-- Anonymous, July 05, 2001

How then Swift man - did you get to tell Robbo where he's going wrong?

-- Anonymous, July 06, 2001

Or was it the tea lady that rang back?

-- Anonymous, July 06, 2001

would you believe it, got a call at home (message) but i was at the beach! gonna call back later today

-- Anonymous, July 06, 2001