Today's Recalls ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Stampede Packing Co. Recalls Small Quantity of Bratwurst Reason: Listeria monocytogenes. Distribution: Montana and Washington State. http://www.safetyalerts.com/recall/s/013/stmpd.htm Read Article

Pillsbury Frozen Biscuit Recall - UPDATED CODES Reason: May contain plastic strands - choking hazard. Distribution: Nationwide. http://www.safetyalerts.com/recall/f/012/pillsbury.htm Read Article

The Flood Co. Recalls Wood Strippers and Cleaners Reason: Bottles can leak at the cap, allowing the contents to come into skin contact causing burns. Distribution: Nationwide. http://www.safetyalerts.com/recall/p/013/01183.htm Read Article

Hallmark Creations Recalls Tea Light Lamps Reason: Fire hazard. Distribution: Nationwide. http://www.safetyalerts.com/recall/p/013/01180.htm Read Article

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-- Anonymous, July 03, 2001

Answers

"Hallmark Creations Recalls Tea Light Lamps - Reason: Fire hazard."

That's a joke, right guys...? guys....?

-- Anonymous, July 03, 2001

But they're a hazard only if you light them in the toilet, right?

-- Anonymous, July 03, 2001