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My DD#1 just sent this to me and I just had to post this : )

-- Anonymous, July 02, 2001

Answers

Why Beer Is Better Than Women

1. You can enjoy beer all month long.

2. Beer stains wash out.

3. You don't have to wine and dine a beer.

4. Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play football.

5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.

6. Beer is never late.

7. Hangovers go away.

8. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.

9. Beer labels come off without a fight.

10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.

11. Beer never has a headache.

12. After you've had a beer the bottle is still worth a dime.

13. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer on your breath.

14. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.

15. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.

16. A beer always goes down easy.

17. You can share a beer with your friends.

18. You always know when you're the first one to pop a beer.

19. Beer is always wet.

20. Beer doesn't demand equality.

21. You can have a beer in public.

22. A beer doesn't care when you come.

23. A frigid beer is a good beer.

24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.

25. If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony.

-- Anonymous, July 03, 2001

Carl:

-Beer won't ever do your laundry or pack your lunch

-Beer can't give you a ride to the airport

-Beer won't loan you any money

-Beer can't wear lacy underthings

-Beer doesn't hug back

-- Anonymous, July 03, 2001

Around here, beer doesn't:

1. Fix the leaky faucets or the running toilet

2. Trim the hedge and other shrubs

3. Fix the wobbly chairs

4. Build the bookcases

5. Doesn't grow the tomatoes, lettuce, herbs, flowers, etc.

6. Do the shopping, including your clothes

But it DOES help to give you gout, lol!

-- Anonymous, July 03, 2001

A Beer would never consider dusting your boxers with catnip....

-- Anonymous, July 03, 2001

LOL, Carl! I can't top that one. OG, your turn. . . .

-- Anonymous, July 03, 2001

A beer has too much alcohol in it to consider anything :)

If guys didn't drink too much beer, we wouldn't have to think of things like catnipped shorts.

-- Anonymous, July 03, 2001

Good one Carl :)

A beer never made love to you.

Of course if you drink a lot of beer you wouldn't care.

-- Anonymous, July 03, 2001

Well, after extracting claws and teeth from the family jewels, I doubt most men would be thinking about making love...

More like a cold beer to put between the legs to help the swelling, and another 5 or 6 for the pain...

-- Anonymous, July 03, 2001

Carl, you're not having nightmares about a kitty going after your goolies, are you?

-- Anonymous, July 03, 2001

Listening to you hens hatching your war plans, I suppose I am a little gunshy....

-- Anonymous, July 03, 2001

Mew, mew. . .

-- Anonymous, July 04, 2001