Why Heterosexuals Shouldn't Be Allowed Near Children

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This sick bastard is proof positive that inside the heart of every heterosexual beats a perverted child rapist. It's time that we stood up against the tide of heterosexuality that runs rampant in our society. For too long, heterosexuals have been given free access to our children.

Sick Hetero Ruins Life and Body of Nine Year Old Girl

-- Randy Shiltz (randy@shiltz.com), July 02, 2001

Answers

What about me? I'm a perverted child rapist, and I'm a dyke!

-- Paula Poundstone (pounding my muff @ into. kids faces), July 03, 2001.

Maybe the best solution is simply for us to keep our kids at home until they turn 21. Either that or we all just have cats and dogs instead. ;)

-- Already Done Happened (oh.yeah@it.did.com), July 03, 2001.

Cats and dogs living together! The horror!

-- Break out the cookies and milk (aimless@mational_raffle_association.org), July 03, 2001.

Hi, I'm Paula the dyke! How did my tits get down so low, you ask? My girlfriend likes to pull on them while she eats my muff!

-- Paula Poundstone (teaching kids @ how to. munch my muff), July 03, 2001.


I don't know whether to laugh or politely ignore the above picture and comment. But I guess I've already responded, so I can't ignore it any more. Still, if the above had appeared in an issue of Spy back when it was still being published, I'd have laughed my ass off.

Funny!

-- Already Done Happened (oh.yeah@it.did.com), July 04, 2001.



There has been a rash of horror stories lately of child abuse/endangerment perpetrated by foster parents. The agencies that are responsible for assigning children to foster homes appear to be on a fast track to ineptitude when it comes to background checks. I will not pass judgement on Ms. Poundstone just yet but it looks like she is one sick puppy that has been using these pools of homeless children as her own little human kennel. Normally, when the DA proceeds this far you can bet the farm she is dirty. If so, I fear she has a lot of company.

-- Telinet (like@it.is), July 04, 2001.

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