A man dies and gets sent to hell. Upon arrival he's told by the devil he has three choices on how he can spend rest of his time there.

Option one: he's shown a man on a rack being whipped raw by a leather clad woman.

Option two: he's shown a man tied to a spit being roasted over an open fire.

Option three: he's shown a wrinkly old man being given a blow job by a beautiful woman whilst tied up to the wall.

"Which shall it be?" asks the devil.

"No question about it, it's got to be option three," he hastily replies.

The devil turns to the woman and taps her on the shoulder, "OK love, you're relieved of your duties, this man's taking over from you."

-- Anonymous, July 01, 2001

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A guy and a girl meet at a bar.

They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his pants and washes his hands. The girl watches him and says, "You must be a dentist"

The guy, surprised, says "Yes ... how did you figure that out?"

The girl says, "Easy ... you keep washing your hands."

One thing led to another and they make love.

After they were done, the girl says, "You must be a great dentist."

The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Yes, I sure am a great dentist.. How did you figure that out?"

The girl says, "Easy ... I didn't feel a thing!"

-- Anonymous, July 01, 2001