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Got to laugh at the letters page in this week's Pink. There's this sad tw*t writing in at length about what a chip we have on our shoulders about them. The irony of demonstrating your own lack of a chip by writing a Mr Angry of Sunderland letter to the Pink is obviously wasted on the Sorry Simian Specimen.

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2001

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A Phallus-Headed Individual.

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2001

Cue - Superkev et al getting all aeriated.

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2001

ROTFLMAO, Dougal!!!

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2001

It is well known that repetitive typing can cause serious injury. As a public service, I'm happy to help our friend, superkev, avoid such a painful condition by cutting and pasting an example of his usual response leaving him free to only add any new thoughts later:

i am NOT obsessed with you lot i just like the banter.If i was ob with you i would not bear the safc tattoo on me arm!Obsessed is 'the mag'. I do read every issue and not a page goes by when we do not get a mention.

etc etc etc ;-)))

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2001


Could superkev really be a Geordie in disguise trying to give us some entertainment on the bbs?

Dougal, I've got to say that the Mackem is right. I for one am entirely obcessed with Sunderland Association Football Club and really wish our stadium was called St James Park of Light.

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2001



You are right. I wish i was one of you lot.You are sooooo good and i want to join you.BOLLOX. Keep thinking that you are better than us and we will keep winning.If any of you can read i dare you to compare the mag agin any of our fanzines. I f you are mentioned more in our print than we are in yours i will admit defeat.Simple fact is,you hate us MORE than we hate you but you still try and turn it around.Yes i know your next line will be "why come on this board" but the fact is that ken dixon,stew canel and mag twat was seen as a hero for doing what i am doing now.Better of dead would be an easy answer BUT entirely the wrong answer.if you are going to give it you must take it as well.And by the way MCABETH i have seen your photo and if you ever come to your home for a drink i will buy you one then i will be tempted to tune you in.C'est le vie!!!!!!!!!

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2001

Who the eff is MCABETH???????

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2001

Stroll on, his French is as bad as his English.

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2001

"And by the way MCABETH i have seen your photo and if you ever come to your home for a drink i will buy you one then i will be tempted to tune you in"

I assume it's Macbeth, but but why wouldn't he go to his house? Surely he lives there so is free to come and go as he pleases?

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2001


SK, I didn't mean it like that by the way. I just didn't think that any Mackems could really be bothered with an NUFC board hence my thinking behind it was a regular behind the mask of another name.

That theory is obviously wrong though :)

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2001



Any self-respecting mackem would buy the Football Echo, not the Pink. He must be a Geordie hanger-on.

ML3

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2001


I've been meaning to talk about this myself. Are these Mackems real? Could it be that some among us have been playing a little game? If not, will someone please explain how the first cockroach got in here. Was it simply easy for someone with a good knowledge of computer stuff (look at me getting all techie) to find the password or did someone reveal it to a Mackem? Personally I would change the password and get rid of them if possible. I know it's my own fault for biting but they really are a pain in the arse. This board used to be for Toon fans to discuss Toon stuff, without having to put a bunch of Mackem onanists in their place.

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2001

Nobody has to put anyone in their place, that's the beauty of a bbs if you don't like to read a person's comments then don't. They may annoy you but how difficult is it to ignore their goading?

-- Anonymous, July 01, 2001

Just as an explanation SK and myself (and Dunx and Buff) were separated at birth and can all claim Whickham as home. (Or the posh end of Swalwell anyway.) (oxymoron)

-- Anonymous, July 01, 2001

Another contribution from Superkev that is harder to translate into English than the Iliad.

-- Anonymous, July 01, 2001


Actually, SMB, I do half think that SuperKev is a wind-up. He is such a caricature Makem that he can't be real. You can just picture him sitting at the computer, face right up to the screen, spittle dribbling onto the keyboard as he types furiously with one finger, all thoughts of commas, fullstops and colons cast aside as he, the fastest one finger typist in the west, showsthosef*ckinggeordiebandwagonjumperswhatf*ckingprickstheyare.

-- Anonymous, July 01, 2001

I may talk shite but it doesn't half get a response though!!!!

-- Anonymous, July 01, 2001

Hey MACABATH what has our old friens Oxymoron got to do with this?

Those were the days when someone from another club could come on here and not swear or abuse anyone, just have a good chat a cup of tea and put the slippers on, instead of in!

-- Anonymous, July 01, 2001


great stereotype dougal..... i have visions of you now...

anywaysup didnt you know that this board isnt real as in the matrix.... us mackems created it and nufc for you and your fellow dullards just to keep you calm.... valium is soooooo expensive....

-- Anonymous, July 01, 2001


Jesus another one who can't write in English - where in Christ's name are they all coming from?

-- Anonymous, July 01, 2001

In fairness, Roly, why in Christ's name are you reading this? I couldn't even tell you whether there is currently a Makem chatboard.

-- Anonymous, July 01, 2001

dougal

you are all a good bunch over here.... despite the subject matter at hand!!!!

RTG is not so good nowadays/....

excuse my lurking (rarely post just read)...

i cover a number of club boards... just genuinelky interested in whats going on in the world of footy...

thats it really

ps: excuse the spelling

-- Anonymous, July 01, 2001


Nee worries. I can't get RTG on my computer (I THINK because a Makem lad in my office was overusing it...) so work put a ban on it.

-- Anonymous, July 01, 2001

Dougal, I do love you.

-- Anonymous, July 01, 2001

Dougal, you're on a real roll these days. LOL!! :-)

-- Anonymous, July 01, 2001

I bought The Pink in Durham recently, and the bar scan came up as Sunderland Echo. We all laughed most heartily in the shop that the computer was a makem.

-- Anonymous, July 02, 2001

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