The person who was shouting this at you was not representative of me.No more so than the knuckleheeds who 'support your lot' are representing you. The vast,vast majority of my mates are black and whites.Here are a couple of real happenings that will show you what i am about. April 1999 and the lads from my local hired a bus to go to old trafford for your semi against spurs. No-one wanted to stay sober and drive so guess who did drive them? ME! I got there at about 12-30 pm and sat on the bus alone for about 5 hours whilst they enjoyed themselves.Of course i got a few quid but i insisted on a pay /result type of payment. Ie if newcastle lost they paid me less as i did not want to make their day any worse but as you won i got the full amount,£50 ,which was £3 a man. Moving on to this year 4 of my mates got tickets for your annual humping at liverpool. As the only car they had available was a corrado(not big) i gave them my car for the day.I asked for and got nowt for it. So i hope you can see that i do not hate badgers (thatmuch) but for you i am willing to make an exception. Just to end on an insult as you seem to like to do,PISS OFF YOU FAT BASTARD. For the people that seem to think that i am obsessed with your shower of shite you are very wrong. But i do believe in knowing your enemy even if ,as in my case,you get on ok with them.Oh by the way WILLIAM KANE ,there is a good chance that i will be in thr milburn stand(1892)for the derby in 8 weeks time. See you there????

-- Anonymous, June 29, 2001

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Howay sk, rise above this level, man - you can contribute much more than this hateful nonsense.
How d'yer knaa Bill's fat anyway?

-- Anonymous, June 29, 2001

Look, SK, you're a guest on here. If you don't like it or any of the contributors, you should frankly do one.

-- Anonymous, June 29, 2001

SK. You're losing it. You ARE obsessed - you come on here only to humiliate yourself. Sit down, think about it, then sort yourself out. It's honestly getting too sad to watch.

-- Anonymous, June 29, 2001

No Dougal i am not a guest. I am the fly in the ointment.Why should i 'do one' as you say? It is a badger who has the problem ,not me. And as for the other poster,sorry i forget yer name, whitley or summit, i am NOT obsessed with you lot i just like the banter.If i was ob with you i would not bear the safc tattoo on me arm!Obsessed is 'the mag'. I do read every issue and not a page goes by when we do not get a mention. Even yer great man Macbeth says our name in the summer issue.Get a copy of a safc fanzine and you will be lucky to see 5 mentions of your shower of shite in the entire publication! This is a fact and if you care to take the bet i will put £1000 on your lot giving more press to us than we give to you.Yes i understand that you will fire back with"you read the mag" and "why come on here" but the simple fact is that i live in a area where most people are badgers.Would you NOT want to know yer neighbours?

-- Anonymous, June 29, 2001

I think the fact that one of the SAFC fanzines released a special "2- 1" edition shows how much Mackems are obcessed with us "Badgers".

-- Anonymous, June 29, 2001

I like the way you've described us as a "shower of shite" in both of your postings. Quite some English scills yoo has their.

-- Anonymous, June 29, 2001

So of course you are sooooo big that you do not celebrate a win over us!? So 'the mags' best goal ever competition did not include answers such as" any goal against the smb" and"o'briens 6 yard special" Keep rattling the keys boys and girls.Ridiculing your fans who speak with this accent is about al you can manage nowadays! Oh and by the way,do you get the chronicle? If you do look towards the rear for the nokia ringtones. There you will se a list for us,you lot and boro. In your list you will see a ringtone rejoicing under the name#stand uo if you hate sunderland.' No further questions m'lud!!!

-- Anonymous, June 29, 2001

Yes my child there will be some typos in my missives as i have been for a drink tonight BUT i do not understand your critisisms about'shower of shite.' Please enlighten me on this 'cos i can not see what is wrong with this description.Please bear in mind as well that i have not been to school since 1985 so grammar is not my strong subject.

-- Anonymous, June 29, 2001

It turns out that you're a mercenary Mackem then Sewpah! What a heart warming little story that was. Now can you tell me, what the hell it had to do with anything? You really make it all too easy without having a drink first Sewpah so next time wait until morning.

Oh and only journalists begin sentences with "But" Sewpah and I'd work on my use of capital letters as well, if I were you.

Finally.........I'm skinny. Hard lines though. Try guessing my colour now. You might get that one right.

-- Anonymous, June 29, 2001

1600 word article in The Mag, the Sunderland mention was when I commented about the nufc.co.uk site played a commentary on a Sunderland game instead of us. I'd have criticised it if it had been any team. I find it amusing that it was Sunderland, not sure our overseas supporters did, but you've got to laugh at incompetence of that magnitude.

Not sure it's an obsession, I did also allude to Liverpool and Barcelona, although maybe I'm just obsessed with other teams.

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2001

I have never read or even skimmed through a Sunderland fanzine, I suppose I am just not as methodical in the art of "knowing thine enemy" or mebbees I have no vested interest in what is printed there. Piss poor supporter me.

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2001

Tony, this is exactly what gets me. I couldn't name anyone in the Makem set-up outside Peter Reid and Bob Murray whereas they can quote chapter on verse on anyone remotely anything concerning Newcastle. I would actually eat my own sh*te rather than read any of their fanzines and turn MOTD off rather than watch their highlights. They are obsessed, man. WRT to Superkev, what really worries me is his Stream of Consciousness prose - "Punctuation, that's for poofs".

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2001

ROTFLMAO, dougal. That's it - Greenspun Line of the Year:-

"I would actually eat my own sh*te rather than read any of their (ie. SAFC) fanzines...........!".

Love it, love it, love it

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2001

And another ROTFLMAO here, Dougal! "Punctuation, that's for Poofs" ROTFL!!!!

BTW MacB...the saddos running our official s*ite didn't just link to the makum webcast once, but a mind-blowing 3 times!! Once is a stupid mistake, 3 times out incompetences the most incompetently incompetent. I laughed about it only in the sense that getting upset only decreased my ability to quickly track down our opponents websites and webcasts. Though by the end of the season, that became normal pre-match activity...so I was prepared. ;-)

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2001

I knew of two, but counting is a problem for me beyond that

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2001

LOL!

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2001

Super, it was meant to be two separate sentences there, sorry if I confused you. The shower of shite jobe was simply highlighting the fact that you struggle to produce more than one worthwhile insult. A minor point.

The second sentence was merlely highlighting your lack of punctuation.

Not really serious mate, just a joke.

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2001

Dougal! I think I love you! The only thing the Mackems have in common with Newton Heath is that, I will only ever watch them if I know they got beat. I stopped reading the Mackem articles in the Chronic years ago (Why are they there anyway?). The Mackems are bitter and twisted and so eat up all the information they can get on NUFC, looking for ammunition.

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2001

grammar is not my strong subject.

Nor logic, nor history as I demonstrated recently. Do you, in fact have any strong subject at all? Wensleydale?

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2001

you chaps should really... no i mean really.... read this thread and try and read it as if you were an outsider looking in.... if you are able to do that of course.... that will then answer your "obsessed" debate....

fascinating stuff...

oh and dougal have you ever been to a game????

-- Anonymous, July 01, 2001

Ooh, write something a Makem doesn't like and he asks you whether you've ever been to game. Not that it's any of your business, like, but I'm a season ticket holder and have supported the club since 1974. Cue - were you there against Oxford when only 10006 turned up? (No, BTW, I was at university and went to only 6 games that season). Question - were you ever at Joker Park?

-- Anonymous, July 01, 2001

PS. Just read other thread and Roly turns out to be quite nice so just ignore last posting.

-- Anonymous, July 01, 2001

i have had some sympathy for roly since he suffered som estick on the rtg board when he admitted enjoying going to Newcastle when it was free hospitality, in reality it did actually show he was a sensible guy, with a decent argument to justify himself, but he didn't half take some stick for it

-- Anonymous, July 01, 2001

thats below the belt macbeth and uncalled for...

:O)

-- Anonymous, July 01, 2001

yet another thread degenerated into shite.

-- Anonymous, July 01, 2001