"Plus" what?? For the sake of humanity, hopefully a new soul.

As if we haven't had enough of the prick, now he is going to live forever.

-- (hurry up @ and. die), June 29, 2001

Answers

Cheney on croak-alert

-- (LeonTrotsky@ICU.pulling_plugs), June 29, 2001.

I predict Washington D.C. will be the next place to ban cell phones, and microwave ovens.

-- Nostraduhmbya (establish perimeter search @ within 500 ft. of dickhead), June 29, 2001.

This is all BS folks. Dick Cheney is Reptillian. He has no "heart".

-- (dicke@icke.icke.), June 29, 2001.

Let me guess:

You were abducted by aliens too?

-- (major@eye.roll), June 29, 2001.

Serious question---say Cheney leaves office, feet-first or otherwise. What is the procedure for selecting a new VP?

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), June 29, 2001.

VP will automatically go to the Senior Janitor at Enron. Do try and keep up Lars.

The protocols changed back when they were stealing the presidency last November, remember?

-- (bushandclinton@twofaced.scum), June 29, 2001.

Still pining for Gore/Lieberman? Life is kinda short to spend it being such a whiny loser.

-- (make@me.laugh), June 29, 2001.

Dick Cheney has accomplished more in his lifetime than all of you pathetic liberal weenies could in a million lifetimes. But it is easy to understand why you are pissing and moaning. Just like when you were in school and ‘someone else’ always got the girl. Or just like now when ‘someone else’ always gets the promotion. Here’s a clue for you:

YOU ARE LOSERS!

YOU WILL ALWAYS BE LOSERS!

YOU WERE BORN TO BE LOSERS!

Without you, how could we identify the winners?

-- Telinet (like@it.is), June 29, 2001.

A new VP is appointed by the Pres. Just ask Gerald Ford.

-- (for@your.info), June 29, 2001.

Telinet, as Tar would say, Right on! Actually I shouldn't compare that to Tar, afterall, he is in a "prick" league all his own. But I agree that the ones who do most of the complaining are the ones who sit on the sofa all day.

Lars, Nixon had to appoint a new VP when his resigned.

-- Maria (anon@ymous.com), June 29, 2001.

GOD identifies the Winners Dickhead.

Keep chasing, something is gaining on you.

-- (bushandclinton@twofaced.scum), June 29, 2001.

I predict Colin Powell will succeed Cheney

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), June 29, 2001.

I offer 5:4 odds against any other person. Patricia holds the money.

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), June 29, 2001.

"But I agree that the ones who do most of the complaining are the ones who sit on the sofa all day."

And this would, of course, include you. Wouldn't it, Maria?

-- Already Done Happened (oh.yeah@it.did.com), June 30, 2001.