Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?" One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because "the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury." But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm." Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast." Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills." Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler: "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land." And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled in a Honda ....."The Apostles were in one Accord."!!!!

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

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Oh my! this is hilarious!! Someone must know their scripture pretty well!!!

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

:>) :>D Good One !!!

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

Kim, that was really clever. Goes to show you can interpret the Bible in a lot of ways. :)

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

Here is another one for you, the bumper sticker read: WWSD, peering closter it said: What Would Scooby Doo.

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

Wish I could be clever enough to think of this stuff!!!

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001

Or irreverent enough?

-- Anonymous, June 28, 2001

Maybe it just means that car makers turn to the Bible when they want to name their cars? :-D

-- Anonymous, June 28, 2001

Well, I think it's funny too. You got to admit, the names all fit!

-- Anonymous, June 28, 2001