Julian Joachim's agent is claiming that NUFC have tried hard to sign Joachim. If this did actually happen there is no mention of when it happened.

Or another agent trying to engineer another high wage packet. Why do they always seem to use Newcastle? Or is it me being paranoid?

-- Anonymous, June 26, 2001

Answers

A Prayer?

-- Anonymous, June 26, 2001

he's too weighty for us, he could probably hold off Dyer, Solano and Bellamy if they all tackled him at the same time

-- Anonymous, June 26, 2001

Actually, as a squad player, I would quite like Joachim.

-- Anonymous, June 26, 2001

Joachim's daughter is in my bairn's class, maybe I should get my daughter to "sell" the Toon to her ;-)

-- Anonymous, June 26, 2001

Julian Bloody Joachim??? Thank the sweet lord for small mercies. I'm not sure I could take much more of this.

-- Anonymous, June 26, 2001

Clarky, for you delight, apparently Monkey Heed is interested in Ashley Ward!

-- Anonymous, June 26, 2001

I always thought the way to build a club was to gradually sign better players gradually over a period of time, then dispose of the deadwood. NOT TO GRADUALLY SIGN WORSE PLAYERS OR STRIKERS WITH SHIT RECORDS, WHO AT BEST ARE MID TABLE SQUAD PLAYERS. eg. Julian Jokeing, Paul Murray etc.

Julian Jaochim is NOT strengthening the player chain, and it seems neither are some of the players we have signed. I hope I'm proved wrong, Mr Robson.

-- Anonymous, June 26, 2001

A cheering thought DeB - thanks.
Ashley Bloody Ward and Reidy deserve each other.

-- Anonymous, June 26, 2001

if we bought ashley ward i'd die

-- Anonymous, June 27, 2001