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I know public opinion on all this mail-order crap and get rich scheming but here’s one that will work. Read this generic message that I’ve cut and edited to sound more likable and tell me if it sounds good to you. I’ve actually taken the 10 minutes it requires to join this wacky bunch of optimists and I’m hoping that there are others out there who will spare the change to try this and want to see the same results.
“I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it. A little while back, I was browsing through news groups and came across an article similar to this that said you could make thousands of dollars within weeks with only an initial investment of $6.00! So I thought, “Yeah right, this must be a scam”, but like most of us, I was curious, so I kept reading. Anyway, it said that you send $1.00 to each of the 6 names and addresses stated in the article. You then place your name and address in the bottom of the list at #6and post the article in at least 20 newsgroups. (There are thousands) No catch, that was it. So after thinking it over, and talking to a few people first, I thought about trying it. I figured: “what have I got to lose except 6 stamps and $6.00, right?” Then I invested the measly $6.00. Well GUESS WHAT!!… Within 7 days, I started getting money in the mail! I was shocked! I figured it would end soon, but the money just kept coming in. In my first week, I made about $25.00. By the end of the second week I had made a total of over $1000.00! In the third week I had over $10,000.00 and it’s still growing. This is now my fourth week and I have made a total of just over $42,000.00 and it’s still coming in rapidly. It’s certainly worth $6.00, and 5 stamps, I have spent more than that on the lottery!! Let me tell you how this works and most importantly, why it works… Also, make sure you print a copy of this article NOW, so you can get the information off of it, as you need it. I promise you that if you follow the directions exactly, that you will start making more money than you thought possible by doing something so easy! Suggestion: Read this entire message carefully! (Print it out or download it.) Follow the simple directions and watch the money come in! It’s easy. It’s legal. And, your investment is only $6.00 (plus postage) IMPORTANT: This is not a rip-off; it is not indecent; it is not illegal; and it is virtually no risk- it really works!!! If all of the following instructions are adhered to, you will receive extraordinary dividends.
PLEASE NOTE: Please follow these directions EXACTLY, and $50,000 or more can be yours in 20 to 60 days. This program remains successful because of the honesty and integrity of the participants. Please continue its success by carefully adhering to the instructions. You will now become part of the Mail Order business. In this business your product is not solid and tangible, it’s a service. You are in the business of developing Mailing Lists. Many large corporations are happy to pay big bucks for quality lists. However, the money made from the mailing lists is secondary to the income which is made from people like you and me asking to be included in that list.
Here are the 4 easy steps to success:
STEP 1: Get 6 separate pieces of paper and write the following on each piece of paper “PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST.” Now get 6 US $1.00 bills and place ONE inside EACH of the 6 pieces of paper so the bill will not be seen through the envelope (to prevent thievery) Next, place one paper in each of the 6 envelopes and seal them. You should now have 6 sealed envelopes, each with a piece of paper stating the above phrase, your name and address, and a $1.00 bill. What you are doing is creating a service. This is absolutely legal? You are requesting a legitimate service and you are paying for it! Like most of us I was a little skeptical and a little worried about the legal aspects of it all. So I checked it out with the U.S. Post office (1-800-725-2161) and they confirmed that it is indeed legal! Mail the 6 envelopes to the following addresses:
1.) Robert Sham 1039 Lamplighter Rd. Niskayuna, NY12309, USA
2.) Justin Amoyen 235 Oakridge Dr. Daly City, CA 94014, USA
3.) Bud Muchiando 1101 County Route 12 Pennellville, NY 13132, USA
4.) Brian McKeon 269 Park Ave # 1 Rochester, NY 14607, USA
5.) Terry Joe Sundwall 4408 Carter ave Unit2 Cincinnati Ohio 45212, USA
6.)Cameron Eckert 950 West Galbraith Cincinnati Ohio 45211, USA
STEP 2: Now take the #1 name off the list that you seen above, move the other names up ( 6 becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, etc. …) and add YOUR name as number 6 on the list.
STEP 3: Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as close to the original as possible. Now, post your amended article to at least 200 newsgroups. ( there are 24,000 groups to submit to). All you need is 200, but remember, the more you post, and the more money you make!
This is perfectly legal! If you have any doubts, refer to Title 18 Sec. 1302 & 1241 of the Postal lottery laws. Keep a copy of these steps for yourself and, whenever you need money, you can use it again and again.
PLREASE REMEMBER that this program remains successful because of the honesty and integrity of the participants and by their carefully adhering to the directions. You are simply paying into a money making chain of participants and if the chain is broken you are screwing someone else out of their fair share. It is good idea to wrap the $1.00 bill in dark paper to reduce the risk of mail theft, we don’t need those bastards picking our pockets.)
So, as each person who joins the family and the directions are followed, six members will be reimbursed for their participation as a List Developer with one dollar each. You then insert your name to the list and it will move up geometrically so that when your name reaches the #1 position you will have potentially received thousands of dollars in CASH!!! What an opportunity for only $6.00 ( $1.00 for each of the first six people listed above). To begin, please send your joining fee now and then add your own name to the list and you’re in business!
---DIRECTIONS---FOR HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS, GUESTBOOKS AND FORUMS----- STEP 1- Copy and use this same letter to make your own posts in other forums and newsgroups. Just drag your cursor from top to bottom and right click your mouse to cut and paste it to a word document or notepad file.
STEP 2 - Use Netscape or Internet Explorer and try search for various newsgroups (on-line forums, message boards, chat sites, Discussions).
STEP 3: Visit these message boards and post this article as a new message by highlighting the text of this letter and selecting ‘PASTE’ from the edit menu. Fill in the Subject, ( this will be the header that everyone sees as they scroll through the list of postings in a particular group), click the post message button. You’re done with your first one! Congratulations… That is it! All you have to do is jump to different newsgroups and post away, after you get the hang of it, it will take about 30 seconds for each newsgroup! **REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL MAKE!! BUT YOU HAVE TO POST A MINIMUM OF 200** That is it! You will begin receiving money from around the world within days! You may eventually want to rent a P.O. box do to the large amount of mail you will receive. If you stay anonymous, you can invent a name to use, as long as the postman will deliver it. ** JUST MAKE SURE ALL THE ADDRESSES ARE CORRECT.**
Now the WHY part: Out of 20 postings, say I receive only 5 replies (a very low example). So then I made $5.00 with my name at #6 on the letter. Now, each of the 5 persons who just sent me 1.00 make the MINIMUM 200 postings, each with my name at # 5 and only 5 persons respond to each of the original 5, this is an additional $25.00 for me. Now those 24 each make 200 minimum posts with my name at #4 and only 5 replies each. This brings in an additional $125.00. Now those 125 persons turn around and post the MINIMUM 200 with my name at #3 and receive 5 replies each, I will make an additional $625.00. Ok, now here is the fun part, each of those 625 people post a MINIMUM 200 letters with my name at #2and they receive 5 replies each. That just made me $3,125.00!!! Those 3125 persons will all deliver this message to 200 newsgroups with my name at #1 and if still 5 persons per 200 react, I will receive an additional $15,625.00!! With an investment of only $6.00!! AMAZING! When your name is no longer on the list, you just take the latest posting in the newsgroups, and send out another $6.00 to names on the list, putting your name at number 6 again. And start posting again. The thing to remember is: do you realize that thousands of people all over the world are joining the Internet and reading these articles everyday? JUST LIKE YOU ARE NOW!! So, can you afford $6.00 and see if it really works?? I think so… People have said, “what if the plan is played out and no one sends you the money? So what! What are the chances of that happening when there are tons of new honest users and new honest people who are joining the internet and newsgroups everyday and are willing to give it a try? Anyway, it is only $6.00 for a chance at thousands. Estimates are at 20,000 to 50,000 new users, every day, with thousands of those joining the actual Internet. Remember, play FAIRLY and HONESTLY and this will really work. You wouldn’t want someone to cheat you the same way you may be cheating!
-- Anonymous, June 22, 2001