Some of these are priceless!

Funny Signs

-- Anonymous, June 22, 2001

Answers

Good ones, Brooke!

One of my favorites, which I passed along a lonely stretch of winding country highway, said "Road Ahead". Very comforting, glad they let me know!

-- Anonymous, June 22, 2001

My evil-minded 10 year old has been having a great time when we go out shopping. There is the food store that lists its hours for "M-F," and now a new sporting goods store being announced at the mall with the banner "Dick's is coming."

-- Anonymous, June 22, 2001

Sign on the Greater NO Mississippi River Bridge: Huba Huba!

I like the one where the bull gets one for a change. Well, I would, wouldn't I?

-- Anonymous, June 22, 2001

OK, guys, fess up. You don't really box with those weenies do you? Isn't it just a fantasy of yours?

-- Anonymous, June 22, 2001

Back in the seventies, there was a building at the University of Missouri, St. Louis campus that had a parking problem. They put up a "no parking" sign and it was stolen. It was replaced several times, but kept getting stolen.

Then they put up a sign that read "Please Do Not Park Here". Guess they figured politeness might work better. They replaced that sign several times as well.

Finally, someone decided to hell with politeness. The school put up a new sign that read "Don't Even THINK About Parking Here!". That one was REAL popular with the sign thieves.

Then a new sign appeared: "DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT STEALING THIS SIGN!" Strangely enough, that sign seemed to do the trick.

Or the sign thieves graduated.

-- Anonymous, June 22, 2001

Damn--could someone edit out that last line? It ruins the ending, LOL.

-- Anonymous, June 22, 2001

LOL.. funny... thy wish is granted :)

-- Anonymous, June 22, 2001

Thank you, kind sir :)

-- Anonymous, June 23, 2001