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U.S. man charged with assault on Cookie Monster MIDDLETOWN, Pennsylvania (Reuters) - A Maryland man punched and kicked Cookie Monster at a crowded Sesame Street theme park outside Philadelphia, after the character declined to pose for a photo with his 3-year-old daughter.

Lee McPhatter allegedly became irate when his daughter, Mina, approached Cookie Monster at Sesame Place to have a photo taken only to be moved aside by Jennie McNelis, 21, who was inside the Cookie Monster suit.

Police said McPhatter began shouting at the blue, furry Cookie Monster, then thrust his head into the character's mouth. When the cookie-loving monster pushed back, McPhatter allegedly pushed the character to the ground, and began punching and kicking.

McNelis was treated at a local hospital for injuries including bruised ribs.

"This is a first. We've had character costumes stolen and numerous shopliftings, but never anything like this," said Middletown Police Officer Dan Buckley.

McPhatter, 22, of Waldorf, Maryland, was arrested for the June 9 incident, arraigned before a district magistrate and released on $20,000 bail.

Located 20 miles northeast of Philadelphia, Sesame Place bills itself as the only U.S. theme park based on the popular children's television program. Officials at the park, which is operated by Anheuser-Busch Adventure Parks , were not immediately available to comment on the attack.

-- Anonymous, June 22, 2001

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Should have done Big Bird, the lame-arsed yellow twat

-- Anonymous, June 22, 2001

*cue Deliverance music*

;-)

-- Anonymous, June 22, 2001

A friend of mine coming out of the old Tuxedo junction was rather the worse for wear and was duly manhandled by some of the Toons finest police. Anyway, little did they know that Micky was a rather good boxer. So these two police got their bells rung, not funny by itself, but bear in mind that micky was in a costume of Buzzby the Bee. So if you can imagine two policemen getting chinned by a large bubblebee I am sure you'll see the humour.

-- Anonymous, June 22, 2001

Great visual images syme!
Out of interest, we used to live not far from the original village of Tuxedo Junction in NYS. Unsurprisingly, a railroad stop that developed into a village in the Hudson Highlands.

-- Anonymous, June 22, 2001