Hey, it's been a long time since I started a topic. Thought I'd get the day started right. Even though it's only 12:30 a.m.

Hardlucy show tonight! Al singing as Guest Singer!

-- Anonymous, June 21, 2001

Answers

I wish I could be there!

Actually, I wish I could be in Atlanta for seven days straight. What's tat Lewis Grizzard title? "If I ever get back to Georgia, I'm gonna nail my feet to the groud?" Yes, that sums it up.

I don't want to be a complainer, but y'all. I haven't been in town for a weekend since May 18. Actually, I've been in town two weekends the past two months. I'm tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiired. So yes, I'm a complainer. Wah. Work is too busy. They've implied that I won't get to take my vacation days for July 2 & 3. If I don't get to go to the beach, I'll quit, seriously.

-- Anonymous, June 21, 2001

http://www.netpath.net/~bigmatt/jessrickandme.jpg

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

My eyes! People. Did we know about this?

AB, I don't know if this is what you had in mind, in terms of distraction from the fact that Al is moving.

-- Anonymous, June 21, 2001

I... don't...

No words...

Cannot...

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.

-- Anonymous, June 21, 2001

Dude. Does Pamie know about this?

-- Anonymous, June 21, 2001

I do not know. I mentioned something to her the other day about the guy I hate being all in love with the Angel of Deathifer and she said "I'm a litte tired of being the pimp of the Internet."

I'll have to send her the picture. She will barf, as I have just done.

-- Anonymous, June 21, 2001

So, is H already headed out to Vegas? When are you going, T?

-- Anonymous, June 21, 2001

Tomorrow night. I haven't even thought about it yet. I have too much going on at work.

-- Anonymous, June 21, 2001

About pamie being the pimo of the internet - can we hold her responsible for any potential PigFatt/Angel of Deathiffer offspring?

-- Anonymous, June 21, 2001

My eyes! My eyes!

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.

Oh my God, T. Where in God's green did you find that picture?

-- Anonymous, June 21, 2001

Where are y'all fools?

Ready for the horror story of the day? Here you go:

http://ivillage.yellowbrix.com/pages/ivillage/Story.nsp?story_id=2 1700430&ID=ivillage&scategory=Top+News

God help us.

-- Anonymous, June 21, 2001

About that woman in Texas? It's awful. What I don't understand is why she didn't call her husband or the police before she did that, rather than afterwards.

-- Anonymous, June 21, 2001

AB - I found that in the aptly-titled Pretty Pretty squishites thread.

PigFatt's friend makes me laugh. He's all, "Dude. I better blow this gig before they eat me."

-- Anonymous, June 21, 2001

Oh, dear God. Al, remember Charles I told you about? He's one of Corbin's good friends, too.

He got my URL from CORBIN. Jesus Christ, all of Monroe is reading my journal.

-- Anonymous, June 21, 2001

MATH wants me to be L_L today. Why, MATH, why?

-- Anonymous, June 21, 2001

But, I don't know who Corbin iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis.

I'm rather whiny today. But I'm meeting my friend Caroline for drinks after work. I must have Samuel Smith Lager. It is just so good.

-- Anonymous, June 21, 2001

How about I talk about how excited I am to meet JoLo. Because seriously, I can't wait. I just don't want her to think I'm trashy.

-- Anonymous, June 21, 2001

Oh, no. You're gonna think she's trashy, T. And you'll be seeing her at her worst, which is also her best, so that'll be "fun."

-- Anonymous, June 21, 2001

T, Corbin is my ex, whom I dated for-evah.

Also, you're going to looooove JoLo.

-- Anonymous, June 21, 2001

Ah.

I can't wait. Oh - and if you're wondering what to do about dinner on Tuesday night, there's a Rocky's Pizza about a block from your apartment. Oh - and there's a Chick-Fil-A, like, catti-corner. Kick ass.

-- Anonymous, June 21, 2001

So, Corbin is spreading the An Bei love around Monroe?

-- Anonymous, June 21, 2001

Apparently. AND, and this nearly killed me--Corbin's wife Nichole, who used to be one of my good friends? She's my hair girl's assistant now. Wonderful.

Monroe is a crazy, crazy place, y'all.

-- Anonymous, June 21, 2001

That's funny. Although, I imagine that could be awkward when you're in there she's shampooing you.

-- Anonymous, June 21, 2001

Yes, I'm sure she won't "accidentally" get a bunch of soap in my eyes. Hee.

-- Anonymous, June 21, 2001