There is a dodgy sex show club on every street here, it's unbelievable! But the one that really made me laugh was called 'Hungry Marcelino' - i told you he was f%$ked

-- Anonymous, June 19, 2001

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does this explain the dislocated finger

-- Anonymous, June 19, 2001

I didn't realise Swift had dislocated his finger....what on earth could he have been up to? suggestions on a postcard please....

-- Anonymous, June 19, 2001

getting in shape for your visit gavin darling

-- Anonymous, June 19, 2001

STOP THAT!!!!!

-- Anonymous, June 19, 2001