What a fuckin riot! they are closing the place down cus of the super christian and his cunt wife. Too fucking funny. Mr and Mrs Miline I hope you slide under a gas truck and taste your own mother fucking blood...

Fuckin Bitches

-- TOOFUNNY (HA@HA.com), June 18, 2001

Answers

TOOFUNNY = flint

-- no one (else@even.cares), June 18, 2001.

That was my first thought - this is a dead ringer for Flint's writing style. The use of all-caps, misspelling of "HEARD," "BECAUSE," and "Milne," and of course, his trademark use of the word "cunt," it's all classic Flint. Good catch!!

-- (nice@job.sonny), June 18, 2001.

what are you kiddin?

looks more like manny

-- (cin@cin.cin), June 18, 2001.

nice@job.sonny,

That was some of the best sarcasm that I have seen on this forum. It was reminiscent of early David Spade. Of course, the best part is that the original poster probably won't even understand that it was sarcasm. Keep up the good work.

-- J (Y2J@home.comm), June 18, 2001.

You never know, an ether truck could have collided with a train carrying nitrous oxide right outside of Flint's house, causing the methamphetamine lab in the basement next door to explode, just as he was logging in. The resulting blackened, wild-haired, staggering, freaked out Flint could have easily posted that.

-- Bemused (and_amazed@you.people), June 18, 2001.

Bemused,

Touche'.

-- J (Y2J@home.comm), June 19, 2001.

Sorry kids, Was not Flint. But then again you fuckkos would not know a psy-op if it hit you in the head.

It's called a mind fuck. It's called play with people to see how they will react. You have all failed too! LOL Every single poster here took the bait.

You people do not know me from a hole in the wall however I know a whole hell of alot about you morons now. Keep guessing.

This forum caters to a lower life form, that is for sure.

-- SorryDorks (it@wasnot.flint.org), June 19, 2001.

Oh yes, secret agent man, you had us all fooled. How very clever that you are.

I suppose that you will be around all summer until school starts back up, huh?

-- J (Y2J@home.comm), June 19, 2001.

It's called a mind fuck.

Your dick must be too small...I didn't feel a thing...

-- Uncle Bob (unclb0b@aol.com), June 19, 2001.

“This forum caters to a lower life form, that is for sure.”

There is a modicum of truth to this statement. Welcome aboard Mr. Dorks.

-- Come (right@in.com), June 19, 2001.

Actually, this board doesn't "cater" to anybody. The folks who post here....

A) Ignore the horseshit posted here by trolls and move to the next subject, or

B) Read the horseshit and respond to it, or

C) Post the horseshit.

The "catering" is up to you.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), June 19, 2001.

Has anybody realized that most of the posters there are the ones who paid seven dollars to EZboard to become "Registered Supporters." Then paid more for the deluxe version. Then paid Denis a "donation" for the new board. But hey-- they have remarkable insight and incredible intelligence-- don't they? Plus the personal guidance of God Almighty. After all, they're the ones who will tell *you* what to do and think from the vantage point of their infinite superiority.

-- Miss Ann Thrope (random@thoughts.com), June 19, 2001.

They PAID $$ to set up a discussion forum???

Why would anyone in their right mind (and I may have just hit on something there) do that when so many free forums are all over the net???

Just curious about the curious.....

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), June 19, 2001.

There's some truth to this statement: would not know a psy-op if it hit you in the head.

Anyone know what a psy-op is? Would someone warn me if one was headed toward my head?

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), June 19, 2001.

I would, if I knew what it was. Anyone have a picture?

-- (PatriciaS@lasvegas.com), June 19, 2001.

D-- Well, it went something like this. First, Denis announced on the EZ board forum that EZ board was about to shut down. EZ board denied this, but that didn't matter. Then Denis offered to open a new TB2K at his own expense. The idea would be that the regulars could have their own board exclusively. That TB2K would live on forever-- no matter what. And, Denis, being a saint, would rule benevolently. Soon, the word "donation" appeared-- At which point, the lemmings lined up to send in their checks as soon as possible, lest poor, long-suffering Denis, who had "done so much," have to spend a penny of his own money. The question: "why would anyone in his right mind....?" Well, gosh, perhaps, we should post this inquiry at the new, exclusive, benevolently-ruled, improved, TB2K!, which will now exist in all of eternity. After all, the posters there are the most brilliant on earth. Surely just like HAL or like the giant computer in "Hitchhiker's Guide", their collective intelect could spit out the answer for us peons.

-- Miss Ann Thrope (random@thoughts.com), June 19, 2001.

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-- (PatriciaS@lasvegas.com), June 19, 2001.

Miss Ann thorpe, How right you are. Dennis has collected about 3000 dollars from those monkeys at TB2K. Ha!

-- (Mr@green.jen), June 19, 2001.

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-- too funny (ha@ha.ha), June 19, 2001.

Who are you calling a lower life form? You must be another fucking repug! Repugs suck (and you know it!)

-- Tony Baloney (Fuck the@repugs.com), June 19, 2001.

Damn I fell for that?!

I am so naive =oP

-- (cin@cin.cin), June 19, 2001.

Anyone who would pay A DIME just to post on a forum is simply nutso! And who voted in the "moderators, and gatekeepers?" Sheeples, all sheeples! Haaaa! They think everyone else is nutso, but look at the children sitting in the pews reaching deeper just to be FUCKED over more! TB2000, what a joke!

-- dind't pay a dime (didntpayadime@thriftyy.com), June 20, 2001.

Oh yah Tony, speaking of ‘lower life forms’ I wish you had one.

-- Mrs. Baloney (at@your.service), June 20, 2001.

Deano, I notice today that two of the other "free" message boards I post on are both currently running ads that look like public service announcements, rather than ones touting purely commercial outfits. I don't know how long free message boards are going to be widely available, and I think that Dennis and his forum, crazed loonies though they may be on most issues, made the right decision that suits their needs.

-- Firemouse (free@abbie.hoffman), June 20, 2001.

You need to get your head out of your ass Mrs. Baloney! You repugs are all the same - - always obsessing about someone's cock! (usually Clinton's) Stupid fucking repugs...

-- Tony Baloney (Fuck you@repugs.com), June 20, 2001.

MissAnn

Thanks for the history. Kinda scarey though......

firemouse

Whatever floats their boat I guess. Personally, I'd stick with the freebies as long as they exist.

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), June 20, 2001.

Well Tony, for once you are correct….I am always obsessing over others cocks. What a shame you don’t have one that works. Pathetic little man.

-- Mrs. Baloney (at@your.service), June 20, 2001.

bwwaaahaaaa bwaaahaaaa! It doesn't work for stupid fucking repugs - you stupid ass! I could never get it up for a worthless repug like you. Your probably a gay wannabe repug male thinking he is being real cute. You must love taking dumbya's up your butt! I want his repugness to get his dick out of my ass and I am sure the rest of the true Americans do too. We are tired of being fucked by you repugs. You are repug to the core you stupid fucker!

-- Tony Baloney (Fuck the@repugs.com), June 20, 2001.

Calm down little man, you know what the doctor said. Your blood pressure must stabilize before he can attempt the penile transplant. And Tony, if you are planning to skip the surgery you can just hit the road right now. Oh, did I mention that we have a new ‘pool boy’? I’m so bad.

-- Mrs. Baloney (at@your.service), June 20, 2001.

You are SO bad!! Not the new pool boy. I hear he is HIV positive. Its just a rumor though. Poor guy. HIV and you. Kind of makes me sad. For both of you.

-- Tony Baloney (Fuck the@repugs.com), June 20, 2001.

Hey Tony,

"I want his repugness to get his dick out of my ass and I am sure the rest of the true Americans do too."

Then what, stick it in your mouth? We all know that's what you DEMOns like.

-- (suck@my.dick), June 20, 2001.

I'd like to observe that the troll with the poor spelling skills who started this thread did get one thing right; he referred to Paul Milne as "Miline."

Milne certainly does like to "malign" folks, so calling him "Miline" is a rare example of a misspelled malapropism that actually hits close to the mark.

Well done, troll.

-- Already Done Happened (oh.yeah@it.did.com), June 21, 2001.

Something tells me that "Mrs. Baloney" is unhappy to hear that the pool boy has HIV.

Well, there's always the garden staff.

-- Bemused (and_amazed@you.people), June 21, 2001.

We have garden staff??!? That must be those cute teen girls laying out by the pool I saw the other day. Mrs. Baloney will fuck them just like repugs fuck everyone else! Up the ass!! Fucking sicko repulsive moronic repugs!

-- Tony Baloney (Fuck the@repugs.com), June 21, 2001.

“We have garden staff??!?”

Not WE dickless, ME.

You know Bemused, next to my little limp Tony an HIV positive pool boy is a welcome alternative. Tony never understood that ‘fuck’ is more than an invective against Republican’s. My mistake and now I must live with it. Teen aged girls you say? How bad can that be? I’m so bad.

-- Mrs. Baloney (at@your.service), June 21, 2001.