Have you lot lost a cup final this weekend? The reason i ask is 'cos as was driving past the fellsider in whickham a phone box was completely wrecked. Bloody glass all over and heres me not even knowing that you were playing! Who was it that beat you? Or was the ref against you again?

-- Anonymous, June 17, 2001

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Right am ganning oot on the piss.c ya later badgerboys and girls.

-- Anonymous, June 17, 2001

missin you already

must be all the new found Sunderland supporters in Whickham !!

-- Anonymous, June 17, 2001

poor... poor... lost child....when he was born the doc said... I'm so sorry m'aam, I dropped the baby.....

-- Anonymous, June 17, 2001

Why is it Sewpah, that you have this compulsion to come on here to be mischievous? I think it's all to do with sexual frustration.

Who was it that you loved but was out of reach, when you were a child? Penelope Pitstop perhaps? Or was it Daphne from "Scooby Doo"? Mind you, knowing your taste in football teams; it was probably Velma.

-- Anonymous, June 17, 2001

Scoooooby Doooby Doooooo!!!!!

-- Anonymous, June 17, 2001

Which club had the highest number of arrests per game last season? Oh, let me think..they play in red and white and all have a slightly simian look about them.

-- Anonymous, June 18, 2001