..............doesn't seem to have any significance for the top 2 in last season's EPL. According to reports, ManUre have signed Veron for £22M and as well as Jaffacake for £10M, @arse are also reported to be in for Van Bronkhorst for £8.5M. Don't these stupid folks realise that things will all change in a few weeks' time? Bah!

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2001

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and fat Lampard, 11 mil!

god i think Arse may have the better deal there...

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2001

These big signings appear to have no similarities in terms of the age of players, which was a critical item when the new transfer system was detailed.

We could well end up with egg on our faces.

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2001

or in a scramble?

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2001

....especially if some of our targets are poached from under our noses

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2001

...... the latter would be no yoke!

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2001

It makes me boiling mad.

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2001

These Egg jokes are getting eggsceptionally tedious.

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2001

Bobby had better hurry up and dippy into the transfer market!

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2001

I'm sure we'll shell out for someone soon. Unless the board chickens out.

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2001

DB

Please be a little more circumspect in your wording.

Think twice before you submit (as the actress said ...)

I'm off back to my fifties photo albumen.

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2001

Are you taking eggsception to my postings?

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2001

I guess we'd better chick the funds available. If Marcelino flies the coop we may have a free range of choices. YBR better get cracking.

rope, rafter, chair...

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2001

apparently bob spoke to les ferdinand about coming to us, he said

om,let me think about that one bob...

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2001