Okay. Yesterday was pitiful. Pitiful!

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2001

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Dear Jess,

July 2nd - 13th. $150. Man I love Priceline!

I can't wait, Matt

Well, that's certainly a long enough visit for her to kill him.

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2001

Good god! Two weeks with PigFatt? Is she trying to lose, like, a ton of weight due to a total loss of appetite?

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2001

Heehehehehehe. Damn I wish we could read her journal.

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2001

I KNOW!

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2001

I mean, really now, what could be so secret that she passwords it. She dumps the rest of her life on Squishy pretty easily.

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2001

Hey, fools.

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2001

Well, that's certainly a long enough visit for her to kill him.

Laughed so hard just now, people asked if I was ok.

By the way, folks, I gave J.Co the brush last night. That's right, I quit my Mr. Big. Told him I couldn't talk to him any more for a while, or maybe ever. It's just too hard.

So, that's that. Nothing more to tell, really. Chapter closed.

T, I can't wait for you to see the apt. I hope Chrysler Andrea is nice and the place is nice.

I just found out that my friend Leigh's sometimes-boyfriend lives a stone's throw away.

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2001

Oh, I hope J Co figured out where to stick it.

Poor poor soon to be hospitalized PigFatt.

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2001

Why must she make it so easy?

I can tear a Dollar Store UP in about 15 minutes. I buy TRASH, people. Trash. from rudergirl@diaryland

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2001

She's nasty.

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2001

OOOh, maybe you should email and her and tell her the good news. I bet she'd take you to Chili's for dinner.

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2001

Well, you know, Chili's is no Olive Garden.

I hesitate to announce it at all. I still haven't decided when to tell on HYD. Probably next week at the end of the week. I'll have to go on a little hiatus.

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2001

yeah, put something up right before you go.

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2001

Now that J.Co has been informed (sort of, I didn't give him the timeline), I don't feel so nervous putting it out there.

I wish I could go home right now.

C and I submitted our applications for The Mayflower. Ooooo! Cross your fingers that 1) T looks at it and says we'll like it and 2) we get it.

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2001

I think you'll get it. That's the phone vibe I got from Andrea, at least. I will not let you live in an un-pretty place. That's not allowed.

Allison, how do you think people will react when you make the announcement on HYD? It's such a good thing. The moving, and all.

I just ate at Souper Jenny (heaven) and had a cookie from Henri's. I love Henri's bakery. It's heaven, too.

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2001

What's up, angelpies?

Uh, if anybody wants to be all hacker, I have a program that can decode usernames and passwords for websites, but I can't use it on a Mac.

Al, I have a real sore throat. Why do you think that is?

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2001

Because you smoked 112 cigarettes last night. I woke up smelling like an ashtray. Or an "ass" tray, more like it.

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2001

You smoked too! HAHAHAHAAHAAAA! I forgot about that!

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2001

Just one! Just one! And I felt nasty afterward. It blew in my eyes!

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2001

Plus, I did it out of my terrible dejection over the Sixers' miserable basketball playing.

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2001

You blew it out the side of your mouth, and waved it away, you weirdo.

God, I know. I'm still sad. Did you see my drunken entry? I wrote that at about a hundred in the morning.

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2001

It made me laugh. And then I got sad when I looked at Iverson's poor face.

Holly read it and said we were out of control with the ghetto talk. I told her to "step off, biznitch!"

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2001

AB, strangely, I want to decode Jessifer's thing. And I have a PC.

I know I'm setting myself up to be blinded by the horrors that surely await me, but you know, I'm all crazy like that.

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2001

oh yes!

AB - I keep forgetting to ask you. Did you see the MTV movie awards? The beginning with Snoop. Priceiz-less.

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2001

I miss Berman!!

T, I just sent you an e-mail re: The Mayflower and Chrysler Andrea.

I am now on my way to My Last Napoleon Staff Meeting Ever.

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2001

Allison. Get thee to Atlanta and go to the squishy thing with me. You know you want to.

Got your email - I'll definitely be placing some calls tomorrow. The damn Polaroid STILL hasn't come, unfortunately. That will be the last time I do the amazon.com marketplace thing.

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2001

T - what did you buy on Amazon?

I ordered Crate & Barrel stuff last Thursday. I hope I get it soon!

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2001

I come back with iBook!

Y'all. They replaced, like, everything but the kitchen sink. Crazy.

T, I'll find that program and send it to you.

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2001