These are oldies but goodies-

"The vast majority of our imports comes from outside the country."
....George W. Bush, Jr.

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
....George W. Bush, Jr.

"Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. Thankfully, I didn't live in this century."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/15/95

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/22/98

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 12/6/93

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 11/30/96

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"The future will be better tomorrow."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/22/97

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/5/93

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/18/95

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

-- Cherri (jessam5@home.com), June 13, 2001

Answers

cherri, what do you do for a living, or do you at all? do you live in some trailer home just waiting for some subsistence check from the feds or what?

-- (cherri.is.obsessed@hating.bush), June 13, 2001.

"I did not have sex with that woman." ...Bill Clinton

-- dont like zealots on either side (equaltime@this.time), June 13, 2001.

“Oh look at all of the military aircraft that I’ve flown”…….Cherri Stewart

-- Lying (flying@pig.com), June 13, 2001.

Let's start a library of Cherri-isms.

-- (Paracelsus@Pb.Au), June 13, 2001.

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

OK. So tell me Cherri, why has this quote been linked to Dan Quale for the last 10 years? Is it maybe because all of the rest of your "quotes" are BS too?

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), June 13, 2001.

Don't forget to be kind to your local retail folks,say hello and have a nice day.

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), June 13, 2001.

HUH?

-- Wazzup (with@that.Cap?), June 13, 2001.

Hell,it ain't any wackier than anything else Iv'e seen here today.

BTW,don't forget to say please and thank you,just a friendly reminder.

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), June 13, 2001.

Sounds like the capn is back to work.

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), June 13, 2001.

Lars,

Just workin' to find sanity in an insane world,besides that it's my day off and I'm workin' for myself.Thank ya ; )

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), June 13, 2001.

Al Gore: I invented the internet

Bill Clinton: I did not have sex with that woman.

Dems are much more stupid and vicious liars.

-- Cunt (Cunt@licker.com), June 13, 2001.

Al nGore never said he invented the internet, that was a reporter who said it.

Bill Clinton asked the judge the definition of sex, and he did not have sex with her, according to the definition the judge gave.

Who lies?

-- Cherri (jessam5@home.com), June 14, 2001.

Bill Clinton asked the judge the definition of sex, and he did not have sex with her, according to the definition the judge gave.

puh leeeze...

-- Uncle Bob (unclb0b@aol.com), June 14, 2001.

Let's see, two zingers from two democrats, one paraphrased by a reporter. 15 much more stupid (yet hilarious) public zingers from our beloved "president".

Bush is a moron. Europe hates him. We didn't really even elect him. It's 4 years and out, baby, if even that.

-- Jesus (martinez@mexico.gov), June 15, 2001.

Or, let's look at it this way. Clinton lied about a blow job (so how come the world didn't end?).

Dumbya has lied about his DUIs, his AWOL, his businesses, FuneralGate, his campaign platform, etc.

Yep, seems pretty fair to me.

-- (repubs@re.hypocrites), June 15, 2001.

Here are a couple fresh one from the last few days, from his "Jughead goes to Europe" tour! :

From News Services:

At the joint news Conference, Bush inadvertently downgraded Africa from continent to country, saying "Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease." While discussing NATO and E.U. expansion, he said there out to be "more countries" in Europe.

And, from the same article...

One European diplomat said ... "He has this way of talking that makes you wonder whether he has difficulty talking, or he doesn't fully grasp the issues."

-- Jesus (martinez@mexico.gov), June 15, 2001.

“While discussing NATO and E.U. expansion, he said there out to be "more countries" in Europe.”

‘out’?

Looks like it might be contagious.

-- Telinet (like@it.is), June 15, 2001.