said:

he's a mummy's boy,

Shearer has hopeless dress sense,

he is a sulker if he gets shouted at by Robson,

Heskey is is big mate,

he likes playing on his playstation,

Thierry Henry is fastest player in Premiership,

Washington was his favourite city, when we played there last year, and he really misses Ciara a lot.

-- Anonymous, June 12, 2001

Answers

Appallingly predictable

-- Anonymous, June 12, 2001

Good thing I made him hand over that video before they left! ;-)

-- Anonymous, June 12, 2001

Washington was his favourite city

Pit Bill will be over the moon to hear that.

-- Anonymous, June 12, 2001

His injury wasn't mentioned and it infered Drunken Duncan was still there so I reckon it was pretty old.

He came across as a lad with decent values but loads of dosh. Said absolutely nothing that you wouldn't hope your son to say.

-- Anonymous, June 12, 2001