Story Of A 1957 Date

It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.

He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in.

"Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he asks. "That's cool," says Bobby.

Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie. Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."

Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby, so he asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it. "Yeah," says Carries father, "Carrie really likes to screw, she'll screw all night if we let her!" Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and immediately revised his plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door.

About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father: "DAMMIT, DADDY! THE TWIST!! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!"

-- Anonymous, June 08, 2001

Answers

Date 1805 and just after the battle of Trafalgar,when Lucky Jack arrived at his local tavern.His friend bought him a drink and was curious as to why Jack walked with a limp.It was the battle of the Nile,a cannon ball hit the side of the ship.A piece of timber shattered my leg, and the ships surgeon removed my leg just below the knee.Its fine now as I have managed to adjust to my wooden leg. Tell me said the friend, and why do you wear an eye patch? Lucky Jack explained, I was not really fit for duty so I was hauled into the crow's nest to act as lookout. As I looked upwards a seagull relieved itself and I caught it full in my eye. I never thought bird droppings could cause so much damage said the friend. No! it wasn't that said Lucky Jack. it was this bloody thing pointing to the hook on the end of his arm..

-- Anonymous, June 08, 2001

Ah, them were the days Ciara.

-- Anonymous, June 11, 2001