Screacher,

Are you around?

I've tried ringing you but I'm not connecting.

-- Anonymous, June 08, 2001

Answers

I replied to your email. But in answer to this specific question, am I a round what? I think the answer is - I'm getting there :-(

-- Anonymous, June 08, 2001

On another thread you said you were house hunting in the area. Where abouts in the Sunderland area are you looking to move to Screacher?

-- Anonymous, June 08, 2001

Howay man Rik. If aah wez ganna move to Mackemland, Aah'd hev sed Aah wez tree-huntin'

Actually, I'm thinking of Wark - so if you haven't signed the contract yet Bobby, there's still time to pull out (as the actress said to the bishop).

-- Anonymous, June 08, 2001

Is Mr Robson living in Wark?

It's a bit out of the way isn't it?

-- Anonymous, June 08, 2001

Aye, it's far enough from North Shields.

-- Anonymous, June 08, 2001

Excuse me MR Screacher, There's North Shields (where Clarky lives) and North Shields, (where I live). It's not all derelict, and full of old people, Charva's and crack heads yer knaaa.

-- Anonymous, June 08, 2001

So which one of you lives in the part full of crackheeds? ;-))

-- Anonymous, June 08, 2001

Now then, now then there's nought wrong with North Shields. "Messis ab altis" is the motto 'Harvest from the deep'. It used to mean fishing and mining but what it means now I really don't know

-- Anonymous, June 09, 2001

Don't talk to me about househunting. I thought I'd finished all that mallarkey after putting roots down in Byker (and small children with my poor quality jokes and endless supply of ritalin). It now turns out that she wants to get a place together. Does anyone fancy renting my gaff, as there's no way in hell I'm getting my own way on this issue.....

-- Anonymous, June 10, 2001

Sorry Gobbi, I'm looking for something a little "more rural" than Byker..........so I guess my options are unlimited ;-) Wimmin. What would you do with them? (careful with your answer - remember this is a Vicars' teaparty!)

-- Anonymous, June 10, 2001