Mackem Joke (you might have heard it)

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Just got sent this for the Mackem jokes section of Toonweb: How did the Mackem find his sister in the forest?
Just fine!


-- Anonymous, June 05, 2001

Answers

Q: How is a woman like a condom? A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Q: How are tornadoes and marriage alike? A: They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house.

Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? A: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

Q: How do you circumcise a makem? A: Kick his sister in the jaw

Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead? A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Q: How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? A: Put a nipple on it.

Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? A. Money

Q: What's the definition of a male chauvinist pig? A: A man who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own.

Q: Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? A: Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Q. How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? A. It's not hard.

Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Q: Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? A. She is the one who can eat the last donut!

Q: What do old women have between their breasts that young women don't? A: A bellybutton!

-- Anonymous, June 06, 2001


Sunderland jokes and Jokes for most other PL teams (including NUFC) if you think i'm biased.

-- Anonymous, June 06, 2001

Haha MacB! Some really good ones there!

-- Anonymous, June 06, 2001

Totally crap day. Needed the laughs, thanks Mac! Love the Mexican one. Heeeeeeeee!!

-- Anonymous, June 06, 2001

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