JUST LOOK AT THE WAY HE HOLDS THAT HAMMER - LIKE A SISSY!! DUMBYA HAS OBVIOUSLY NEVER DONE A SHRED OF MANUAL LABOR IN HIS LIFE!

WHAT AN EMBARASSMENT!! THE REST OF THE WORLD IS LAUGHING AT US! THERE IS MORE TO BEING AN AMERICAN MAN THAN BUYING BASEBALL TEAMS, YOU MUST KNOW HOW TO USE A HAMMER!!

WE MUST IMPEACH THIS COWARDLY TRAITOR NOW!!

-- IT JUST HAPPENED (NOT LONG AGO @ WHAT. A DISGRACE!), June 05, 2001

Answers

Right:

A real man would use a nail gun, just like Norm.

Very,

Bemused

-- Bemused (Bemused@comedy.xxx), June 05, 2001.

Aaaw, c'mon. Give little Duhbya a break, he's learning.

It's obvious that underneath that cap, all 100 neurons of his 60 IQ engine are straining to the limit to make sure he doesn't miss that nail.

At least he deserves an E for effort.

-- (our children @ is. learning), June 05, 2001.

Looks like his agendas. Many on the table but few if any get driven home, hahahahaa.

-- (too@funny.haha), June 05, 2001.

BWAAAHAHAAHAAHAHA!!

Good one, too funny!

He's got 8 nails going there and can't finish any of them! Wonder how he got them in the wood... his Secret Service agent must have started them for him.

-- (hee hee hee @ what. a dumbass), June 05, 2001.

I bet the SS wouldn't let anyone else touch a hammer while dumbya was there (let alone a nail gun!). Great photo op if it wasn't so repugnantly hypocritical! What the hell does pounding nails have to do with Clinton's cock anyway??

-- Tony Baloney (Fuck the@repugs.com), June 05, 2001.

He is holding the hammer too high up and with the wrong kind of grip. No wonder none of all thoise nailes they set up for him were driven home. Pretty pathetic when anywhere he hits should hit a nail and he still misses. And look at all the concentration it takes for him just to try to hammer a nail.

Seriously though, he really is holding the hammer wrong.

-- Cherri (jessam5@home.com), June 05, 2001.

What would you know about holding a hammer you fat hog. Stick to what you do best which is………………………………………..oh, never mind.

-- Stupid (fat@sweat.hog), June 05, 2001.

What do you expect from a guy who was a CHEERLEADER in high school?

-- Rah Rah Rah! (cheer@leader.com), June 05, 2001.

Looks like he's using half of his interlocked golf grip on that hammer.

Funny, when I pick up a softball bat nowadays, I automatically use my golf grip on it - which doesn't work out too well. Except on pitches in the dirt.

-- RC (randyxpher@aol.com), June 05, 2001.

Two seconds before this picture was shot an aide had to wipe the drool from his face.

-- LOL (LOL@LOL.com), June 05, 2001.

Caught him stone cold. Any fool could see he isn't accomplishing anything with that hammer, the way he's holding it. And that whole crowd of half-driven nails - priceless!

The White House press office must take us all for idiots to release a picture that contrived.

-- Little Nipper (canis@minor.net), June 05, 2001.

DUMBYA MAKES ME SO MAD. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE. I AM SECEEDING FROM THE UNION AND STARTING MY OWN COUNTRY. MY OWN NO-DUMBYA-ZONE. IT WILL BE A LITTLE SLICE OF HEAVEN ON EARTH. DUMBYA IS SO DUMB. IT MAKES ME SICK.

-- DUMBYA HAS BEEN STEALING TURNIPS (FROM@MY.GARDEN!), June 05, 2001.

How would any of you welfare recipients know how to properly hold a hammer?

-- zaggy (zag@tired.boy), June 05, 2001.

sheesh you people are cruel

-- (cin@cin.cin), June 05, 2001.

Chokin up on a 14 ounce hammer to drive 16s isn't pretty. Wonder how Bill would do? Nevermind. Jimmy's the Dem pro and God love him.

Think Daschle's practice poundin that gavel will give him an edge in 2004? Got to think about that stuff in this crowd.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), June 06, 2001.

Yup, cin. We're so cruel, we sure made poor W cry this time. He was so upset by all this fuss he had to call Barbara and sob like a baby for an hour. She told him not to pay no never mind. We're all a bunch of poor people and if we're so smart, why aren't we rich like them?

That sure fixed our wagon. W stopped crying and started to laugh. After all, he's rich, his daddy's rich, and he's the POTUS. We're just little people and he could crush us like gnats. He felt so much better he called Trent Lott and ordered up some more oil drilling, pronto!

-- Little Nipper (canis@minor.net), June 06, 2001.

Bush at Habitat for Humanity project in Tampa

-- (Paracelsus@Pb.Au), June 06, 2001.

Why isn't Ain't jumping in to stick up for his Hero? Amazing how quickly that a-hole shut up when the tides of public sentiment turned against Dumbya.

-- LOL (LOL@LOL.com), June 06, 2001.

Little Nipper = John Wade Bobbit

-- I know who you are (missing@your.manhood), June 06, 2001.

That's Wayne, not Wade, you stupid asshole.

-- (im@not.manny), June 06, 2001.

IF I HAD A HAMMER

If I had a hammer,

I'd hammer in the morning

I'd hammer in the evening,

All over this land.

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I'd hammer out danger,

I'd hammer out a warning,

I'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters,

All over this land.

-- (LeonTrotsky@Minsk_People's.Hammer_&_Sickle_Cooperative), June 06, 2001.