My toaster recently broke so I was thinking of getting a replacement. Where can I purchase a Poe Toaster? Are they any good? Approximately how much do they cost? Do they make Poe Sandwich Toasters or just the standard ones for individual slices?

-- Anonymous, June 02, 2001

Answers

ur an idiot. there is no Poe Toaster. Everyday on Poes birthday or the day he died, one of them, dont remember which, There is a mysterious man that goes to poes grave and puts three red roses on his grave. One for each person buried with him.

-- Anonymous, December 13, 2001

I bought a poe toaster pretty recently. It works well. I like to toast bread slices and put jelly on 'em. Call 1-800-abcdefg. Or you can go to wal-mart.

-- Anonymous, October 12, 2002

u is plain stupid

-- Anonymous, October 14, 2002

Poe toasters make yo toast yummy. Buy one today!!!! it uses the lastest poe technology to heat yo momma! You know what I mean, right??? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Bye bye! I be signin' out.

-- Anonymous, October 14, 2002

U is da stup person in da world

-- Anonymous, October 14, 2002

go away !

-- Anonymous, October 14, 2002

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala! Let's start to do ouyr work now.

-- Anonymous, October 14, 2002

fuck ass bitch

-- Anonymous, October 14, 2002

u stupid there. smoke weed dere.

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2002

you dumb m**kie

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2002

U B stoopid, dheré! It is simple-easy, dheré! Factorweeal!! Dheré! Dheré!

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2002

You is more stoop 'cause I am not stoop, dheré, s**ty, dheré.

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2002

u r all stupid bastards and can go fuck youlselfs

-- Anonymous, January 07, 2003

Poe Toasters Rock!!!

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2003

The george forman grill can kick the poe toasters ass.

-- Anonymous, January 20, 2003

Eat my plain white bread ass crack!!

-- Anonymous, January 31, 2003

POE toaty thing is scary

-- Anonymous, March 24, 2003

mickey is hott really hott

-- Anonymous, March 24, 2003

hey um i think that is a really really gay question and who ever wrote " mickey is hott really really hot" thanks and your hott 2 i guess lol

-- Anonymous, March 24, 2003

i like jello, does this interest you? heh

-- Anonymous, March 25, 2003

ummmmmm i dont get it

-- Anonymous, May 27, 2003

poe toaster hmmmmm.... that'd be a great band name uh-oh ,It's mine ,mine I say !!!!!!

-- Anonymous, November 03, 2003

wOW, WHERE dO i bEGIN...WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WheRE dID yOU cOME uP wITH tHIs SHIT??

-- Anonymous, December 07, 2003

i was thinking the same thing!

-- Anonymous, October 21, 2004

WTF!?

-- Anonymous, October 25, 2004

Damn. Whatever happened to intelligent conversations?

-- Anonymous, October 30, 2004

The Poe Toaster is this guy who leaves half drunk bottles of cognac at Poe's grave at a certain date of the year.

سنی اسلام

-- Anonymous, October 31, 2004

you young folks should be a shamed d'here you are making fun of my toaster that i invented!! stop or i will haunt you !

-- Anonymous, November 09, 2004

The Toaster toasts Poe with the Birthday offering of cognac and roses.Real Poe Bread Toasters make your toast melancholy and bewildered.Enjoy your burnt bread.

-- Anonymous, November 24, 2004

Please, let the dead rest as your soul will be in company of those who share the same cause.

You will not be forgotten.

-- Anonymous, January 19, 2005

You spammers never cease to amaze me... (oh wait I am one, nvm)

... has spoken

-- Anonymous, March 07, 2005