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MY PARENTS' 25th wedding anniversary was approaching, and we were planning a celebration. When my husband and I opened the box of 25 printed invitations that we had ordered, we found this notice inside: "To assure that you receive the exact amount you have purchased, your invitations and envelopes have been counted by the same type of machine used by the federal government to count currency." The box contained 26 envelopes and 27 invitations. -- Contributed to Reader's Digest "Life In These United States" by Steve and Deirdre Hammon

-- Anonymous, June 01, 2001

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