Ananova.com UK, June i, 2001

Poodle eats woman's lip as she slept

A pet poodle has chewed off a woman's bottom lip as she slept.

Police in Georgia say the 47-year-old woman woke from a drug-induced sleep to find her bottom lip was missing.

They say there was no evidence of a crime being committed and the woman had admitted letting the dog lick her lips after she drunk sweet tea.

They say she also told them the poddle had once taken her false teeth from her mouth and chewed them up while she slept.

Warner Robins police detective Karen Stokes said: "The (doctors) found no trace of chemicals on the tissues they looked at. We have determined it was the dog that caused the injuries."

The woman's family believe an unknown chemical caused the injury, reports The Charlotte Observer.

The woman told police she had taken pain medication and drunk sweet tea before going to sleep. When she woke up her bottom lip was missing.

While police officers searched the house for the lip, they checked the dog, called Shorty, and found traces of blood around its mouth.

The woman was treated and released from Houston Medical Centre. Ms Stokes said she will need reconstructive surgery.

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), June 01, 2001

Answers

Somehow this reminds me of a "Stupid Pet Trick" I once saw on Letterman--- A guy brings in his dog. Guy lies down on stage on his back, opens his mouth and fills it with milk without swallowing any. Dog then laps all the milk from the guy's open mouth. So funny, I 'bout soiled myself.

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), June 01, 2001.

lars...you are a thief...

:-)

-- Uncle Bob (unclb0b@aol.com), June 01, 2001.

Do not tell anyone but the poodle has a brother poodle at Margs house and the bro is going to bite off all margs fingers.

-- poodles (poodles@r.us), June 01, 2001.

Dear Poodles, Naw, I don't think so, I had his teeth removed after he sucked out your brain and used your weenie for a chew toy.

-- Marg (okay@cutaway.com), June 01, 2001.

A pet poodle has chewed off a woman's bottom lip as she slept.

She must be STARVING that poor defenseless dog, that fucking bitch!!!!

-- Cin's Friend (CinsFriend@CinsFriend.CinsFriend), June 02, 2001.

UB: Lars stole this woman's lip? If so, did he steal it from the woman or her dog?

Lars: Do you have a lip in your pocket?

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), June 02, 2001.

I have a rocket in my pocket.

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), June 02, 2001.