Is nothing sacred anymore? Jeez....

Police Nab Breast-Temptress Thieves >p> Updated: Fri, Jun 01 1:24 PM EDT

BOGOTA, Colombia (Reuters) - Three young Colombian women preyed on men by smearing their breasts with a powerful drug and luring the victims into taking a lick, before making off with their wallets and cars, police said on Friday.

The women stood by the side of the road near bars and restaurants in wealthy parts of the capital Bogota, striking seductive poses to lure men driving by to stop, a police spokeswoman told Reuters.

After licking the women's breasts, the men lost all will-power. They came to their senses hours later to find they had lost their wallets and cars but with no memory of what had happened. (Sounds like my marriages, only years instead of hours)

The three women, in their late teens or early 20s, were arrested in Bogota on Thursday in possession of powerful narcotic pills.

"They dissolved the pills in water and rubbed it into their breasts," the spokeswoman said.

Colombia's inventive thieves often dope people to rob them. On rare occasions, some of the victims have died.

-- Anonymous, June 01, 2001

Answers

I can't reach mine, so I should be safe. ;^)

This is familiar. Wasn't this one of the subplots in Unintended Consequences?

-- Anonymous, June 01, 2001

Humm, short neck or small boobies?

-- Anonymous, June 01, 2001

You mean a neck was supposed to come with this package?

-- Anonymous, June 02, 2001

Isn't it odd that the women themselves were not affected by topical applications-- the areola is not the back of your hand.

-- Anonymous, June 04, 2001

Good point. A barrier cream?

-- Anonymous, June 04, 2001