Rumour according to nufc.com. What do I need with another blue nightie!

-- Anonymous, June 01, 2001

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Apparel Pour (la nuit)

-- Anonymous, June 01, 2001

Are you a regular moonlighting, or somebody new who's decided to take the plunge ?

Come on, TWB, enlighten us. The tears are streaming down my legs with excitement.

-- Anonymous, June 01, 2001

PB

For this condition you should try a sitty-doon.

-- Anonymous, June 01, 2001

I'll have you know I am sitting down, but I'm going to have to move about a bit shortly, to reduce the risk of bed sores.

Where are these bliddy attendants when you need one ?

-- Anonymous, June 01, 2001

TE
Are you lucky enough to be in Italy ? And if so, explain please, cos Italy is one of my favourites. Never lived there mind, so if you are there, no doubt you can point out the downside.

-- Anonymous, June 01, 2001

I need to know who whitley-baybe is. Come on spill the beans. Full life history required.

-- Anonymous, June 01, 2001

Apologies WB, for hijacking your thread. I'll move the TE third degree to a new one.

I'm still curious as to who you are though, cos I don't remember seeing the handle before.

I can't comment on the new kit cos I'm such a miserable owld git, I just turn up at the matches and whinge when they lose and whinge slightly less when they win.

This 'Sing your hearts oot for the lads' garbage leaves me cold. :-))

-- Anonymous, June 01, 2001

I didn't expect a response like this! All this testosterone on a friday morning is enough to put a 'virgin poster' off!!!

-- Anonymous, June 01, 2001

Stop teasing us.

-- Anonymous, June 01, 2001

Whitley Baybe. It's customary for new "virgin posters" to tell us all a bit about themselves. So he's the form for you to fill in.

First name ......

Age .......

Sex ........

Appearance.......

Have you ever had cosmetic surgery?

Do you like older men?

Which is your favorite South Parade bar?

You are a Newcastle fan aren't you?

Are you a regular at St James'park?

Do you have a season ticket?

Would you like to meet up with any of the contributors on here, before or after a game?

-- Anonymous, June 01, 2001

Come on pet, out with it. We'll be gentle with you.

Why can't I shake off the feeling that something in the State of Whitley Bay, stinks ?

-- Anonymous, June 01, 2001

I reckon its an old slag just teasing, well if 36/37 is old, I suppose to some of the old cronies on here it would be a babe

-- Anonymous, June 01, 2001

Hence the "Which bar in South Parade question" If the answer is "The Royal Hotel on the sea front , then she's the type you sigest MacBeth. If it's Idols on Esplanade then she's a young slappa, that'll do out for a COCKTAIL.

-- Anonymous, June 01, 2001

Come on Macbeth, are you trying to scare the poor lass off. Even if she is an owld slag, it won't help her relax in our company if you tell her that to her face so soon. Shame on you.

She's probably sobbing her heart out this very minute to her owld slapper best mate about what a bunch of disgusting male chauvanist fat hairy soggy pigs we all are. :-))

-- Anonymous, June 01, 2001

PB

Send me your email address and I'll respond. Tried the yahoo address unsuccesfully.

-- Anonymous, June 01, 2001

steady, rik, don't become another LR...

-- Anonymous, June 01, 2001

Quiet swift!! that's exactly what I was waiting for :))

-- Anonymous, June 01, 2001

Don't know why I'm bothering with this, but...

First name ...... Claire

Age ....... Over 21 (but under 30)

Sex ........ 100% woman

Appearance....... Not bad at all

Have you ever had cosmetic surgery? Don't need it

Do you like older men? to a degree...

Which is your favorite South Parade bar? Well, I've been to the Royal and the Rex (but no, not Idols!)

You are a Newcastle fan aren't you? 100%

Are you a regular at St James'park? 50%

Do you have a season ticket? (I share a ticket)

Would you like to meet up with any of the contributors on here, before or after a game? Are they all like you lot!?

-- Anonymous, June 01, 2001

>>Do you like older men? to a degree... <<

I've got degree........

-- Anonymous, June 01, 2001

if you start with low expectations you won't be disappointed :-)

-- Anonymous, June 01, 2001

welcum baybe... and it is probably better to have no expectations.....

-- Anonymous, June 01, 2001

Hey, I was only joking Whitley Baybe ...or can I call you claire?

-- Anonymous, June 02, 2001

You lot should stop drooling and welcome the lady. Put your teeth back in and talk sense.

-- Anonymous, June 02, 2001