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Men clear supermarket with fart spray

Two men have been arrested after allegedly clearing a New Jersey supermarket armed with a can of fart spray.

Geremino T Ranallo, 64, and Warren G Jacoby, 49, are accused of walking into ShopRite and spraying the noxious gas while around 50 people were inside the building.

Police have charged the two men, of Oxford Township, Warren County, with causing or risking widespread injury or damage and assault.

Assistant store manager Rick Calabrese called the police to report the flatulence-like smell. Two suspects were arrested after they were spotted at the deli counter.

Mr Calabrese told The Express-Times: "I guess they wanted to have the place to themselves."

He claimed they had previously been spotted by staff carrying a fart machine which mimicked the sound of flatulence.

Last updated: 19:07 Wednesday 30th May 2001

-- Anonymous, May 30, 2001

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Talk about raising a stink over nothing!

-- Anonymous, May 31, 2001

fart spray, available for only $3.99, or $3.00 ordered in quantity...

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22fart+spray%22&btnG=Google+Search

-- Anonymous, May 31, 2001

I had to laugh, I've been known to have 'fun' with seniors in the local Eckerd's. (Walk around dropping SBD's as I pass)

Sometimes ya can see the look on their face like, was that ME?!

I know, what a juvenile, horribly offensive thing to do! BWAHAHA

-- Anonymous, May 31, 2001

Damn you, Dood! So it WASN'T me!!!

-- Anonymous, May 31, 2001

I know I'm going to hate myself for this, but . . . what are SBDs?

-- Anonymous, June 01, 2001

I hate to admit that I know SBD means - Silent But Deadly.

-- Anonymous, June 01, 2001

But Beckie, I thought everyone knew that! LOL (It could also mean stinky butt disorder I guess.) *OW-OW*.... dang, Git's there every time I get the least bit off-color!

-- Anonymous, June 01, 2001

Was that 'briefly' off-color? Or did she box yer ears?

-- Anonymous, June 02, 2001

Now I know why I didn't go in for teaching. YOU GUYS! I swear!

-- Anonymous, June 02, 2001