The Red Issue website claims that Kieron "Dwyer" will be part of a swap deal for Yorke because LKD has upset some "Geordie Mr Big". They obviously don't name their sources and it may be bollox.

-- Anonymous, May 28, 2001

Answers

PS. The implication of the Red Issue thing is that Kieron is being forced out of Toon. Actually on re-reading, they say it's an Internet rumour. So it's probably about as plausible as us signing Rivaldo.

-- Anonymous, May 28, 2001

christ, when does he sign then

-- Anonymous, May 28, 2001

That Dwyer kid has really been pretty useless to us anyway. I mean, has he done anything of note? No. Never even hear any of our Resorves reporters talking about him. Obviously has pretensions thinking he's far better than he really is. Should fit in perfectly at Manure. Good riddance!

Hope this means they'll leave Dyer alone now. ;-)

-- Anonymous, May 28, 2001