Top 10 times in history when it was OK to use f%&k:

10) "What the *&%# was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima

9) "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" - Custer

8) "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein

7) "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso

6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?" - Pythagoras

5) "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo

4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." - Joan of Arc

3) "Scattered *&%#ing showers...my ass!" - Noah

2) "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" - JFK

.....and the No. 1 Time in History when it was OK to use the "F" word.....

1) "Aw, c'mon Monica, who the *&%# is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton

-- Anonymous, May 25, 2001

Answers

I seem to remember some F%&ker once saying This is wor F%&king Year. One day, Jonno!

-- Anonymous, May 25, 2001

Its the most magical word in the world. As you can see there are not many words with the versatility of f###. beside the sexual meaning of the word there are also the following:- 1.goodbye--f###off. 2.greetings--how the f### are you 3.fraud--i got f###ed at the auction. 4.dismay--oh f### it. 5.trouble--well i guess i'm f### now. 6. aggression--f### you. 7.difficulty--i don't understand the f###ing job. 8.incompetence--he f###s everything up. 9.retaliation--up your f###ing a***. 10.lost-- where the f### are we. Hitlers last words --- f### the gas bill. plumber on the titanic-- where is all this f###ing water coming from..

-- Anonymous, May 25, 2001

Can we get the password changed?

-- Anonymous, May 25, 2001

What to - F%&k ???

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2001

get to f&$k ?

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2001

Are there rules as to which signs to use in place of leters when thinly disguising swear words? *&%# seems to fairly sum up about 4 well known taboo words. You lot of $%!& and @*&^#+£s! :-)

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2001

Bobby - did you spoll chick that last post? I think you made a mistake.

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2001