I had no idea this could happen to people...

IPOH - A pair of adulterers had to be rushed naked from a village here to hospital in an ambulance after sexual intercourse because they could not 'pull apart'.

The 50-year-old woman had taken an aphrodisiac similar to Viagra which caused her to be abnormally excited.

Unfortunately, this not only heightened the couple's sexual pleasure but also resulted in her 60-year-old partner being unable to disengage.

The couple panicked and yelled for help from neighbours who called an ambulance, Malaysia's China Press reported yesterday.

Naked and still joined together at their private parts, the red-faced couple had to be carried up the ambulance like a pair of Siamese twins, according to scores of amused fellow villagers.

The couple was finally separated at the local hospital after being given an injection.

But their embarrassment is not over. They are now having to put up with stares and sniggers from their fellow villagers as news of their 'adventure' is spreading like brush fire.

http://straitstimes.asia1.com.sg/asia/story/0,1870,45091,00.html

-- Anonymous, May 21, 2001

Answers

Gee, I dunno about you, but I would've attempted to "ride it out"!

hee hee (ducking, and running from Git)

-- Anonymous, May 21, 2001

We'd better not hear Gr8tDaneDude chiming in with "I hate it when that happens," because Old Git will blow a gasket.

-- Anonymous, May 21, 2001

Had one of these under the dining room table years ago.

Well, not me exactly. One of our (show) dogs and a visiting (show) dog. (They were entangled somehow around a table leg, neither looking exactly comfortable.)

Our dog (of the female persuasion) was supposed to be happily inseminated by a different dog. So, not being able to separate these two presented a problem.

Who to list as the stud.

I seem to recall the (unethical) breeder we were associated with made her own decision about the matter and sold them as pedigreed pooches nonetheless.

-- Anonymous, May 21, 2001

"Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask" -- describes this problem.

-- Anonymous, May 21, 2001

Lucky for you lot, I'm far too busy to read this stuff.

-- Anonymous, May 22, 2001

There you go not reading my threads again...

Tell me, did you know this could happen to humans? I mean by accident?

-- Anonymous, May 22, 2001

OG, I read that book when I was eight years old.

Carl, there is a condition that has a name...can't remember the name...where muscle spasms cause the woman to clamp down. It's very painful for both parties.

-- Anonymous, May 22, 2001

Guilt?

-- Anonymous, May 22, 2001

Vaginismus. The spasms are more likely to prevent entry than exit.

-- Anonymous, May 22, 2001

Is that related to the "Indian Death Lock"?

-- Anonymous, May 22, 2001