LAW PROHIBITS HUMAN CLOWNING, ERECTIONS

OTTAWA, CANADA (DPI) - In a terrible error perpetuated by the idiosyncrasies of Microsoft Word, the Canadian Government passed a law today which prohibits two of the country's most beloved pastimes, clowning around and sporting erections.

According to Federal Health Minister, Allan Rock, who drafted the bill, it should have read "The CLONING of humans, and the sex SELECTION of unborn children shall hereby be made illegal under Canadian law." It appears that his secretary, who prefers to remain anonymous, relied entirely on the Spell-Check feature in MS Word, the program in which she drafted the bill.

"We almost made every comedian in Canada an outlaw," Rock told reporters. "Up until now we'd only done that with Jim Carrey."

At this time there are no immediate plans to render anything else illegal in Canada, with the exception of all public appearances by Celine Dion, a government initiative dating back to 1989.

-- Cherri (jessam5@home.com), May 19, 2001

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up

-- Cherri (jessam5@home.com), May 19, 2001.

cheri you like it best when its up

-- well (dont!@you.huh), May 22, 2001.