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-- David L (bumpkin@dnet.net), May 18, 2001

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Nuclear research facility? Hmmm... could there be something to the size of the offspring and the place where the parents were found?

Scary... *grin*

-- Cherri (jessam5@home.com), May 18, 2001.



Quick reference:
Chalk River, where Rodger Degagne and his elephantine cat live, is the site of a nuclear research facility run by Atomic Energy of Canada Limited (AECL).

The story:
Rodger Degagne a former employee with AECL in Chalk River may be embarking on a new career as Feline Breeder. Relaxing in his spacious home on the shores of the Ottawa River, Mr. Degagne recalls how 15 years ago he befriended two stray young cats on the old AECL research facility at Chalk River. The kittens had appeared in late summer and apparently had gotten under a security fence around the old labs abandoned since the late 50's. With the help of his tuna sandwich, Mr. Degagne was able to coax the kitties close enough so that he could pick them up.

A self described animal lover he did not want to place the kittens in the local Human Society. In this largely rural area, cats of all stripes and age largely go unwanted and are humanely disposed of after a few days. Later that evening, his wife Louise and their two children, Nicole and Kelly came to a family decision to keep the kittens which they named Lost and Found. Lost turned out to be female and Found a male. When nature finally took its course a litter of kittens was born 6 years later. One of the litter was a big white female with a unique black markings on her side and tail. Something about the kitten captured the hearts of the family and while her siblings eventually found homes elsewhere, Snowball stayed with the Degagne's.

While Lost and Found are no longer with us, their progeny live on. In her 9 years Snowball's size has seemed to snowball. Put simply Snowball is no ordinary cat, she measures 69 inches from nose to tail and weighs in at 87 lbs. She started out a big kitty and she just seemed to keep growing. She always meowed for more food, and would climb up on the counter to eat food which I forgot to cover. "Chicken is her favorite, once I left a cooked chicken on the table that I was going to use for a boat picnic, an hour later the chicken was gone." Louise said. We knew that snowball wasn't your average cat when the neighbor German Shepherd ran yelping away from his first encounter with her. She just isn't afraid of any animals. After we found a half eaten raccoon out by the garage we decided that maybe Snowball should be kept fenced in. We soon discovered that while we can keep Snowball in the yard we couldn't Keep raccoons from Snowball. "At least it kept the food bills down!" Rodger laughed. "Like all female cats she is very territorial, but with us she is just a big ole kitten" he said. So what does a 87 pound cat eat? "Snowball goes through a about 3 lbs. of cat food a day, along with cooked chicken , supplemented with deer and moose that Rodger hunts in the fall. She likes Pike a lot, so I don't throw them back any more".

Snowball often accompanies Rodger fishing on the Ottawa, eagerly peering over the side of the boat as soon as his line goes tight. So what do the Degagne's attribute Snowballs size to? Rodger says "Well the vet thinks it could be her thyroid, but she isn't fat, she's just a real big cat. I think maybe her parents got into something at Chalk River that they shouldn't have".



-- Cherri (jessam5@home.com), May 18, 2001.

Snowball's parents were siblings.

-- helen (we_got_th@t.here.too), May 18, 2001.

As long as we’re on the subject of huge pussies, how ya doin’ Cherri?

-- Rope (and@board.trick), May 18, 2001.

puhleeeeease

That photo is not real {major eye roll}

-- (cin@cin.cin), May 18, 2001.



Man thats one big cat...I'd have to get a bigger pit...

-- meat be meat (enough cat for @small vill.age), May 20, 2001.

The Onion?

-- (funny but @ no. such animal), May 20, 2001.

Where is his right hand?

-- justa ponderin (about where its @t.thats all), May 21, 2001.

Rodger tried to breed Snowball with several local Toms. She ate two of them and three more were injured while trying to mount her estrussing twat. Snowball became so horny that her caterwauling kept the whole town awake.

In desperation, Rodger brought in a male Puma. The fit was perfect, Puma and Snowball screwed their brains out. Then she ate him.

-- (platinum_pony@OK.corral), May 21, 2001.


Dear Sir/Ms.

I am sorry, but this is not the answer, I just wanted ask you something.

I was just looking at this HUGE CAT on your website, and I was quite amazed, more precisely, shocked! Can a cat be this big? This is real, right? Will you please tell me a bit about this cat? How big is it? How heavy is it? I work for Japanese TV production, and I talked to my producer in Japan, and now, he is interested in this cat too, so if youy can get back to ne as soon as possible, that would be great!!

Thanks!!

Yours truly, Masaya Uenoyama

-- Masaya Uenoyama (cb400f@ideanetla.com), July 16, 2001.



Looks as if someone wants Snowball in the stir fry.......;-)

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), July 17, 2001.


Congratulations Deano, you win the John Rocker Award for Ignorance!

-- (what@stupid.fuck), July 17, 2001.

It was a joke you dickless wonder. Get out of your dark/dank little bedroom more and you might grow a sense of humor as a result.

Anonymous cowards are a dime a fucking dozen these days........

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), July 17, 2001.


"Anonymous cowards are a dime a fucking dozen these days..."

I understand they are using them for ballast on freighters now.

-- Break out the cookies and milk (aimless@national_raffle_association.org), July 17, 2001.


...and then, in tiny little 6pt type, there is this: "Author Unknown ~ User Submitted"

I could do that in Photoshop in about 5 minutes, counting the time it would take to send it in to that hokey website.

LOL

-- Semper (hello_to_my@old.pals), July 17, 2001.



Anyone remember the SNL skit from the late 70s where President Carter (Dan Atkroyd) and a black cleaning woman (Garret Morris) got stuck in a Three-Mile Island type nuclear accident?

They both grew huge. They fell in love.

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), July 18, 2001.


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