Blind man walks into a bar and orders a drink. As he sits at the bar he calls the barman over and says:

"Here mate, I know this great joke about makems...it goes like this-"

The barman interupts and says: "Before you start I should warn you I've been a Sunderland supporter since I was 5, the lad at the end of the bar is a season ticket holder for 10 years and there's 3 big lads at the table in red and white tops. You sure you want to tell this joke?"

The blind man replied: "Nah, f**k that. I'm not explaining it five times"

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2001

Answers

Be free little one!

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2001

Nice one, Bobby!

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2001

Haha nice one. I will surely use it alot.

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2001